Female Teacher, 32, Admits to Sex With Male Student, 14

Regular teachers have the summer off, but apparently summer camp art teachers are picking up the slack. But at least, this time, the pair are "in love."

E-mails and messages police said were sent between a summer camp art teacher and a 14-year-old boy have been discovered and are filled with sexual conversation. Police said the e-mails are between Melanie Fonseca and a camper at the Boys and Girls Club summer camp where she worked. Fonseca was arrested Wednesday and charged with sexually abusing the teen. The boy's mother said she discovered an e-mail from her son's friend telling him not to have sex with his teacher, and that's when she confronted her son.

The teen reportedly told his mother he was in love with his 32-year-old art teacher and that the pair had kissed on several occasions and she had performed oral sex on him in the laundry room of a Kissimmee apartment complex.  "To some it may be crazy and insane because of our age difference, but it doesn't matter to me," one e-mail from Fonseca to the teen reads. "It's not infatuation or obsession, it's love. Real, true, pure love. If anyone ever found out I'm sure I'd be accused of so much wrongdoing, of having done so much wrong to you in making you follow my every lead, but we both know that is not the case."

Cops: Teacher Sent Student Love E-Mail - Orlando News Story - WKMG Orlando

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Man Doesn't Understand How Automatic Door Works

Can't tell what country this takes place in, but word is this genius is an engineering student. Let's hope he's an art history major after seeing this.

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Man Arrested for DUI on Golf Cart Blows BAC Four Times Legal Limit

I suppose if you're going to get drunk and drive down the street blocking traffic on a golf cart, you might as well go all the way, right? But four times the legal limit of .08%? That's some drinking! Most people are passed out at that point and some are dead . . . but not this guy for Gary, Indiana.

John P. O'Hara took his golf cart for a sping down a Gary, Ind., street and could have possibly gone unnoticed were it not for a truck that wanted to pass but was blocked.  Gary police Cpl. Gabrielle King said an officer flipped on his siren and followed the 23-year-old man and his three passengers, who reportedly tossed some red plastic cups from their cart before pulling over.

The smell of alcohol and bloodshot eyes also caught the officer's attention.  O'Hara admitted to police he had a little to drink, "maybe a 12-pack." Turned out to be perhaps more than a little. He blew a .289 on a breathalyzer test, nearly four times the legal limit of .08 percent blood alcohol in Indiana.

No Mulligan for Golf Cart Drunk Driver | NBC Chicago

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Honolulu Cops Caught Smoking Weed in Van During Police Softball Tournament in Las Vegas

And to make matters worse, they tried to run away from park police when they were caught. Don't these cops ever watch COPS? They'd know you always get caught when you run away. Just man up and claim you were using it for medical purposes only . . . to smooth out your swing.

Authorities say two Honolulu police officers tried to elude park police but were arrested on marijuana charges during a weekend softball tournament in Las Vegas. Clark County spokeswoman Stacey Welling said Monday that 37-year-old Kevin Fujioka and 47-year-old Shayne Souza were arrested Saturday night near Desert Breeze Park, about six miles west of the Las Vegas Strip. Welling says 38-year-old Scott Wilson of Honolulu was also arrested.

Welling says park police approached the men in a white van because it was parked sideways across two spots in the park's parking lot. Welling says that as officers approached, the van drove off. She says that after a short car chase, Fujioka and Souza tried to elude authorities on foot.

Honolulu Cops Try to Run Away; Arrested on Drug Charges | KGMB9 News

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Mom Caught Having Sex in Public Library With Stranger

Public libraries are offering all kinds of new services these days to attract customers. Not sure if this one will catch on . . .

Sure there's books about anatomy in the library - but one Connecticut mom apparently wanted to do more than just peruse the literature - and instead put those lessons to good use. Carla Levesque, 34, was busted for having sex with an unidentified man in the restroom of the Rockville Public Library in Vernon Thursday morning. The pair was allegedly caught getting it on when another mom brought her own 4-year-old daughter to the bathroom. The man managed to flee the scene before police arrived, but authorities say they have a good idea of who they are looking for.

Levesque has two children - ages 6 and 9 - and had apparently been staying at a homeless shelter in Rockville. She was charged with risk of injury to a minor, public indecency and disorderly conduct.

Cops: Mom Busted for Having Sex in Library - WPIX

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