Man Caught on Camera Stealing Surveillance Cameras

Are criminals getting dumber or does it just seem like it anymore? At right, genius at work.

A man accused of stealing security cameras forgot to turn them off before planning his scheme. Police say they were able to identify Dennis Lottig, 33, from surveillance video. Lottig allegedly stole four cameras from City National Bank in St. Albans overnight Sunday into Monday. Those cameras are valued at $1,900 each. All of the cameras have been recovered, but damages to them still have to be assessed.

SOURCE: Man Caught on Tape Stealing Surveillance Cameras

Would You Like a Gun With Your Happy Meal?

I remember when the Happy Meal toys were just Legos or mini-Barbie dolls. But a gun and some weed? Damn we never got anything that good. I'm not lovin' it.

A teen was given more than just chicken sandwiches at a McDonald's drive-through in Charleston, S.C. -- he also got a gun and some pot. WCSC-TV reports that along with two bags containing food, the teen said he was given a third bag containing a handgun and bags of pot at a McDonald's on Savannah Highway on Aug. 29.

"The gun and the marijuana was inside of a brown bag sitting inside of a McDonald's bag," said Kathy Rivera, the teen's mother. "And they noticed they had three bags, and there were only two people in the car, so when he opened it, he noticed it." Police said the bag with the gun and pot were meant for the car behind the teen at the drive-through. The people followed the teen to a gas station and demanded that the teen give them the bag.

SOURCE: Teen Gets Gun, Pot With McDonald's Meal

Kanye West Interrupts Barak Obama Speech

You knew this was going to happen eventually. Kanye West and President Obama would be in the same place at the same time and, well, we'll let the video tell the story about what happened.

YouTube - Kanye West Interrupts Barack Obama Speech

Prank Call About Shooting Results Statutory Rape Charge

Here's a tip for all you 18-year-old studs having sex with girls under 16. Don't use your cell phones during to try and impress the youngsters while you call the police to report an imaginary shooting. The cops don't care for that kind of shit and they'll track you down to her bedroom . . . and then they'll find some reason to arrest your ass. Take this Alabama genius:

An 18-year-old man who police say made a prank phone call about a shooting has been arrested for statutory rape. David Wayne McCarn II of Bay Minette was charged Friday with second-degree rape and rendering a false alarm. He was being held in the Baldwin County Corrections Center on $11,000 bail.

Sheriff Huey "Hoss" Mack said Baldwin 911 operators received a report that someone had been shot Thursday night. He said officers traced the call to a teenage girl's cell phone and found her still in bed and McCarn hiding in a closet. Under Alabama law, a man who is 16 or older who has sex with a girl younger than 16, but older than 12, can be charged with second-degree rape.

Police Arrest Man for Statutory Rape After He Prank Calls 911 - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News - FOXNews.com

Nine Women Rescued From Fake Reality Show - Like Big Brother

From our "Why Didn't I Think of That?" files? A group of nine Turkish women were rescued this week from a compound where they had been keep for two months thinking they were filming a reality TV show. Hah!

Nine young women tricked into joining a fake reality show and kept isolated for two months were rescued by the gendarmerie Tuesday. The women, some as young as 16, were kept confined in a villa in the Beykoz district of Istanbul and videos of them in the house were sold over the Internet.

According to reports, the organizers of the fake show placed advertisements in newspapers that called for “contestants to compete in a reality show akin to ‘Big Brother’ that will be broadcast on FX TV” and interviewed dozens of would-be contenders.

Nine were told they were chosen and made to sign a contract that stipulated that if any of the participants left before two months were up, they would have to pay a fine of 50,000 Turkish Liras. The young women were also told they would have no contact with the outside world, including their families, for the two-month period. Dreaming of becoming television stars, they accepted all the preconditions.

SOURCE: Girls rescued from fake 'Big Brother' - Hurriyet Daily News and Economic Review

Video: Open Mic Catches California Congressman's Explicit Sex Talk

Although it is hard to hear at times, this conversation is definitely NOT safe for work . . . especially if you'd like to continue working for the people! Video below.

An Orange County lawmaker who inadvertently broadcast explicit remarks about his sexual conquests over an open microphone during a lull in a Sacramento hearing abruptly resigned from office this afternoon.  Assemblyman Mike Duvall (R-Yorba Linda) stepped down after legislative leaders stripped him of his committee posts this morning and launched an ethics probe of his actions.

"I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction for my colleagues in the Assembly, who are working hard on the very serious problems facing our state," Duvall said in a written statement. "I have come to the conclusion that it would not be fair to my family, my constituents or to my friends on both sides of the aisle to remain in office. Therefore, I have decided to resign my office, effective immediately, so that the Assembly can get back to work."

SOURCE: LiveLeak.com - OPEN MIC CATCHES CONGRESSMANS EXPLICIT SEX TALK

Drunk Mom Arrested While Driving Kid to School, Stopped to Ask Cop for Directions

The dumbass is strong in this one, but it certainly appears that she can hold her liquor! A .29% BAC . . . first thing in the morning and she's still able to move? That's some drinkin' . . . but probably not a good idea to be drivin'.

Police in Ferndale arrested a mother on a charge of driving drunk after she asked an officer for directions to drop off her 9-year-old son at school.

Dena Ellington, 45, of Birmingham stopped her Land Rover in the parking lot of Taft Education Center at 8:40 a.m. Tuesday to ask for directions to Coolidge Intermediate School, according to Ferndale Police. A Breathalyzer test given after the officer smelled alcohol on her breath registered her blood-alcohol level at .29, more than triple Michigan’s legal limit of .08.

The officer took Ellington, who had no prior drunken driving convictions, to jail while another officer dropped her son off at school.

SOURCE: Police: Mom drove drunk to son's school | Detroit Free Press | Freep.com

Teacher Convicted of Student Sex Violates Parole by Hooking Up With Kid Again

We remember this story! The cops caught Margaret De Barraicua, 34, having sex in a car with a 16-year-old boy while her toddler was in the back seat. Sounds like they let her off with a slap on the wrist and all she had to do to stay out of jail was stay away from the victim. Oops.

A former McClatchy High School teacher convicted four years ago of having sex with a 16-year-old student was arrested again last month after authorities said she resumed a relationship with her victim. Margaret De Barraicua, 34, was arrested Aug. 28 and booked into the Sacramento County Main Jail for violating her parole in connection with the 2005 conviction, according to the Sacramento County Sheriff's Department Web site.

De Barraicua was arrested in 2005 when police said they found her having sex with a 16-year-old boy in her car behind Leonard Da Vinci Elementary School in Sacramento. Police said De Barraicua's 2-year-old son was in the backseat at the time. While police questioned her, she admitted to three other encounters with the boy.

SOURCE: Sacramento Teacher Convicted of Sex with Student Busted on Parole Violation | News10.net | Sacramento, California | News

Teacher Arrested After Student Overdoses in Her Home on . . . Marijuana?

Dude! Imagine the size of the bong you'd have to hit to OD on weed!

Actually, the article says they don't know what the kid overdosed on (too much fun, perhaps?) but either way, this is not going to earn Lori Anne Jarvis the Teacher of the Year Award . . . unless it's from the legalize pot crowd.

Jail officials say a Radford City Public School teacher is no longer being held behind bars after being arrested. New River Valley Jail authorities say 43-year-old Lori Anne Jarvis is out on bond. Police say a juvenile overdosed at her home. Jarvis is charged with possession of marijuana and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Police said the juvenile was treated at a local hospital and later released. They haven't said what the student overdosed on.

SOURCE: Teacher Arrested Out on Bond|ABC 13

Dallas Cop Accused of Putting Cocaine in Drinks

Say what? Is that supposed to work like the date rape drug or something? Not sure where this cop thought he was going with this, but sounds like he'll end up in jail.

A reserve Dallas police officer was arrested early Wednesday on suspicion of sprinkling cocaine into drinks of two patrons at a bar, according to a police news release and police reports. The officer was identified as Brad Hellums, 46, who has worked for the department for six years. Hellums was arrested about 12:30 a.m. Wednesday in the 1900 block of Greenville Ave., the release states.

SOURCE: Dallas reserve police officer arrested in drug case | Dallas | Star-Telegram

Dumbass Drunk Driver Launches Car Into Second Story of House

A drunk driver got a little bit of assistance in making his car fly.

Like a scene out of the "Dukes of Hazzard," a driver launched his SUV from the road into the second-floor of a Long Island home early Saturday.

"All hell broke loose," said homeowner John Sarli, 58, who was sleeping at the far end of his E. Moriches house when the 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee crashed through the front.

"I was kind of in shock."

Suffolk County cops said Adam Clark, 20, was driving drunk when he hit a dirt berm 20 feet off E. Moriches Blvd. about 12:20 a.m.

The Jeep flew 65 feet into the grand foyer of Sarli's two-story Victorian house.

Cops: Drunk driver goes flying, crashes into Long Island house's second floor

Nun Arrested for DUI in Church Car

Wonder if the car had one of those "God is My Co-Pilot" bumper stickers on it?

A Wantagh nun arrested on drunken driving charges had twice the legal limit for alcohol in her blood when she got into a church-owned car and careened into a tree, police and prosecutors said Thursday. Sister Lauren M. Hanley, 68, had a bottle of liquor in the car and a blood-alcohol level of 0.18 when she was arrested after the accident Tuesday evening, after she left work at St. Frances de Chantal Church in Wantagh, said Nassau prosecutors.

The church's Web site lists her as spiritual development director. She could not be reached for comment. She told police she'd been drinking at the church starting about 3 that afternoon, prosecutors said. Court records show she admitted to police that she drank a half pint of gin.

SOURCE: Cops: Wantagh nun charged with drunken driving

Cop Admits to Sending Naked Pictures of Himself to Female Motorist He Wanted to Have Sex With

Well, it sounds like "sexting" isn't just for kids anymore! Now, even cops can get in on the act. This case involves Calvin Schaffer, formerly with the Goddard (KS) Police Department, and a female motorist he arrested for DUI back in February of this year.

In his plea agreement, Schaffer admitted using a police department computer while on duty to send e-mails and naked photos of himself to the woman. Under the deal, he would not be allowed to withdraw his guilty plea even if the judge rejects the prosecution’s sentencing recommendations.

According to an FBI affidavit, Mason went to the FBI in March to file a complaint. She gave the FBI secret recordings that she and two private investigators had made of a telephone call and a meeting between her and the officer.

Mason told the FBI she initially “played along” with the officer’s sexual innuendo while en route to jail after her arrest in hopes of getting help with her criminal case, court records show.

According to the affidavit, Schaffer told FBI agents during an interview that Mason had e-mailed him nude photos of herself before he ever sent her photos of himself. He showed the photos of her to the agents, who then seized his BlackBerry.

Former southern Kansas police officer pleads guilty in ‘sexting’ case - Kansas City Star

Wait Until You Get Home to Take the Viagra, Dumbass!

The wonder drug that works wonders on your manhood may work a little TOO well for some people. Especially if you can't wait for it to work until you get all the way home from the drug store.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office Douglas Benkert, 49, was arrested after a mom with two children in her Dodge truck driving next to him on State Road 70 said she saw him exposed and masturbating. She phoned 911, got his tag number and followed him until deputies stopped him at U.S. 301 and SR 70 East. Benkert told the deputy he was only adjusting himself, the sheriff's office said, and consented to a search of his car.

Inside they found a pill bottle containing Viagra. "Douglas stated that he had just picked up the Viagra from Publix at Lakewood Ranch and SR70 and had taken half of a 100mg pill," the sheriff's office said.

SOURCE: Why you should wait until you get home before taking Viagra | 10connects.com | Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater

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Girl, 15, Takes the Wheel for Mom's Drunk Boyfriend

And to add just the right twist to this heartwarming tale, they were on the way to cash a check to get the girl's mother out of jail!

An underage girl was caught driving a vehicle after her mothers boyfriend was too drunk to drive. The girl says she begged the man to pull over after he almost crashed their rented 2009 Pathfinder several times on the drive between Newark and Heath.
Ironically, they, along with a 12 year old girl who was in the backseat, were on their way to cash a check to bond the mother out of jail. The guy was charged with child endangering, and according to the report, his blood alcohol level was .17 which is over twice the legal limit.

SOURCE: WSYX ABC 6 - Columbus Top Stories

Female Teacher Arrested for Sex With Two Underage Boys, 17 & 15

From the way the story reads, this lady was allegedly having an affair with a 17-year-old boy, got tired of his old ass and took up with a younger man, who was all of 15.

The Heppner teacher under investigation for sexual activity with students is now in jail on sex crimes charges. The Morrow County Sheriff's office this morning arrested Wendy Cannin, 30, at her home in Heppner after an investigation revealed she had sexual contact with a 15-year-old male student and a 17-year-old male student. The sheriff's office arrested Cannin on the following charges:

• one count of sexual misconduct, a Class C misdemeanor;

• four counts of third-degree sexual abuse, a Class A misdemeanor;

• one count of third-degree rape, a Class C felony;

• and one count of third-degree sodomy, also a Class C felony.

Members of the sheriff's office took Cannin to the Umatilla County Jail in Pendleton. Her total bail is $40,500. A news release from the sheriff's office said Detective Karen Dike found the incidents began before the end of the last school year and continued through the middle of July. The incidents also reportedly happened on and off school property, the news release said.

SOURCE: Teacher in jail for sex crimes

Update: Teacher Who Was Fired for Wearing Bikini on Charter Fishing Boat Turns to Porn

We're shocked! Shocked I tell you! At least she gets to play a teacher in one of her films.

A Florida biology teacher fired after posing for racy pictures has landed a new career – in pornography. Tiffany Shepherd, 31, made headlines in April after bikini-clad pictures of her on a fishing charter got her canned from Port St. Lucie High School. She turned to doing porn, she told a Florida news outlet, after losing custody of two of her three kids to her ex-husband and sending out 2,500 resumes – some even to prisons – without landing a new teaching job.

"I'm not particularly proud of it. To be honest, I hate it," Shepherd told Page2live.com. "I'm an educated woman, but I never thought it would come to this. No one gets brought up thinking they'll be a floozy." On screen, Shepherd goes by the name Leah Lust and has filmed five feature films, including one titled ‘My First Sex Teacher,' where Shepherd portrays the very job she's been trying to get back.

SOURCE: Bikini-clad teacher Tiffany Shepherd, aka Leah Lust, turns to porn after being fired from school

Man Drives Drunk to Register as Sex Offender With Cops

We can understand that you're not happy being officially classified as a sex offender. Or that you actually have to go somewhere end have the paperwork processed. But boozing it up ahead of time--especially when you have to visit the cops--is probably not the best idea. Then again, if it was, would this guy's story be here?

A convicted child sex offender has been charged with drunken driving because he allegedly showed up intoxicated when he registered under Megan's Law at a western Pennsylvania state police barracks.

State police in Greensburg say 37-year-old Jerry Cignetti, of Bradenville, showed up drunk on Friday. Court records show he was convicted in Westmoreland County in 1998 for the indecent assault of a child under 13. He was paroled but had to register as a sex offender once his sentence was completed.

Police say he drove alone to the barracks and had a blood-alcohol content of 0.12 percent, well above the state's 0.08 percent limit for drivers. That's why he was charged with drunken driving.

SOURCE: Police: Pa. man drove drunk to Megan's Law meeting | PoconoRecord.com

If You Stay at the "Gay Paris Las Vegas Hotel" You Can Save $10

We were searching on Yahoo! Travel the other day for a Las Vegas hotel for an upcoming conference we attend each year in the fall. There looked to be a lot of great deals (airfare included!) when we came across something interesting: a listing for a "Gay Paris Las Vegas" hotel, right above a listing for the Paris Las Vegas. Same dates, same airlines, but if you're gay (or willing to pretend for a few days) you can save a $10! Yes, a whole ten dollars over four days.

It also appears that the user reviews for the Gay Paris Las Vegas are slightly higher (4 and half stars vs. 4 stars). And based on the description, all of that works together to create the "ultimate destination for gays and lesbians." And the best you can do is $10?

Click on the link below to see a larger image.


Save $10 at the Gay Paris Las Vegas

Video: Fox Reporter Gets A Dollar Bill Stuffed In Her Bra

She's only worth a dollar?

Mom Walks Into Florida Strip Club, Finds Daughter, 15, Working There

UPDATE: Mother of teen stripper attacks TV reporter with hoe. Watch the video below. At first she says she is not the mother of the teen, then angrily yells at the reporter and cameraman for knocking on her "motherf*cking door" before grabbing a garden hoe and attacking them.



EARLIER: But there is good news: the teenaged girl was not alone. Her 17-year-old friend also worked there!

Rosemary Lumpkin says she got an anonymous call from someone claiming her 15-year-old daughter was a stripper at the business. So this spunky mom didn't waste any time -- she called Cocoa police and officers raided the place. They found Lumpkin's daughter and a 17-year-old girl who was also stripping. Lumpkin walked in with officers to find her daughter sitting next to a grown man topless, she said.

Both girls told the police they thought dancing was a good way to make money. How could you not know your daughter was dancing there?" WFTV reporter Kenneth Moton asked. "Easy. Because I'm not a security guard, she could be sneaking out of the window," Lumpkin said. "You've got to sleep some time."

Mom finds teen daughter performing at topless bar

Female Teacher, 28, Accused of Paying Boy, 15, for Sex

You're doing it wrong, honey! Either he pays you for the, uh, education, or you get it for free, but paying a teenager $1500 for sex? That's just Un-American! Police have now arrested Melissa Ann Andreini, a former Helper Junior High School in Utah and charged with three counts of third-degree felony unlawful sexual activity with a minor.

According to the statement, the victim's mother confronted Andreini at Andreini's home in Helper on July 3 after finding out the teacher was supposedly having sex with her son. Andreini admitted to the boy's mother that she had sex with the teenager on several occasions at her home, according to the statement. A Utah Division of Child and Family Services worker along with police interviewed the boy about his relationship with Andreini, which he said started during the 2008-09 school year, according to the statement.

The boy told police Andreini used to bring him and his friends coffee two to three times a week before school started. The boys went to Andreini's classroom to get the drinks, according to the statement. The victim reported to police that Andreini paid him money after three separate sexual episodes at her home in June.

Court documents do not specify if the money exchanged was for sex or to keep the boy quiet about the encounters. The victim's mother told police Andreini admitted to paying the boy between $1,400 and $1,500 when the mother confronted

At right, Melissa Ann Andreini's mug shot picture.
SOURCE: Teacher allegedly paid student after sex - Salt Lake Tribune

Oh Lord! Florida Pastor Fakes Own Kidnapping to Cheat on Wife

On the plus side, God is likely to forgive him. Not sure about his wife, though, especially now that half the cops in Florida know what he was up to on the side.

A Hillsborough County pastor is in legal hot water after faking his own kidnapping so that he could spend more time with his girlfriend. According to Hillsborough Sheriff’s deputies, Seventh Day Adventist Church of Reform pastor Wikler Moran-Mora sent his wife a text message saying that he had been kidnapped, but that she should not panic. He later sent several more texts where he claimed that he was negotiating his release, which was when she called the police. More than a dozen Hillsborough deputies were involved in the search for the pastor, who was eventually located by tracing his cell phone. When deputies found him, Moran-Mora allegedly admitted that he had concocted the kidnapping story to spend time with the woman who was in his presence when he was found.

SOURCE: Florida Pastor Faked Kidnapping To Cheat On Wife | We Interrupt

How to Update Your Facebook Profile Pic After You Break Up With Your Girlfriend

Not sure whether to admire this kid or feel sorry for the guy.

At least he has a sense of humor and seems to know how to piss off his ex.

SOURCE: OnFW3.png (PNG Image, 778x957 pixels) - Scaled (73%)

Female Teacher, 32, Admits to Sex With Male Student, 14

Regular teachers have the summer off, but apparently summer camp art teachers are picking up the slack. But at least, this time, the pair are "in love."

E-mails and messages police said were sent between a summer camp art teacher and a 14-year-old boy have been discovered and are filled with sexual conversation. Police said the e-mails are between Melanie Fonseca and a camper at the Boys and Girls Club summer camp where she worked. Fonseca was arrested Wednesday and charged with sexually abusing the teen. The boy's mother said she discovered an e-mail from her son's friend telling him not to have sex with his teacher, and that's when she confronted her son.

The teen reportedly told his mother he was in love with his 32-year-old art teacher and that the pair had kissed on several occasions and she had performed oral sex on him in the laundry room of a Kissimmee apartment complex.  "To some it may be crazy and insane because of our age difference, but it doesn't matter to me," one e-mail from Fonseca to the teen reads. "It's not infatuation or obsession, it's love. Real, true, pure love. If anyone ever found out I'm sure I'd be accused of so much wrongdoing, of having done so much wrong to you in making you follow my every lead, but we both know that is not the case."

Cops: Teacher Sent Student Love E-Mail - Orlando News Story - WKMG Orlando

Man Doesn't Understand How Automatic Door Works

Can't tell what country this takes place in, but word is this genius is an engineering student. Let's hope he's an art history major after seeing this.

Man Arrested for DUI on Golf Cart Blows BAC Four Times Legal Limit

I suppose if you're going to get drunk and drive down the street blocking traffic on a golf cart, you might as well go all the way, right? But four times the legal limit of .08%? That's some drinking! Most people are passed out at that point and some are dead . . . but not this guy for Gary, Indiana.

John P. O'Hara took his golf cart for a sping down a Gary, Ind., street and could have possibly gone unnoticed were it not for a truck that wanted to pass but was blocked.  Gary police Cpl. Gabrielle King said an officer flipped on his siren and followed the 23-year-old man and his three passengers, who reportedly tossed some red plastic cups from their cart before pulling over.

The smell of alcohol and bloodshot eyes also caught the officer's attention.  O'Hara admitted to police he had a little to drink, "maybe a 12-pack." Turned out to be perhaps more than a little. He blew a .289 on a breathalyzer test, nearly four times the legal limit of .08 percent blood alcohol in Indiana.

No Mulligan for Golf Cart Drunk Driver | NBC Chicago

Honolulu Cops Caught Smoking Weed in Van During Police Softball Tournament in Las Vegas

And to make matters worse, they tried to run away from park police when they were caught. Don't these cops ever watch COPS? They'd know you always get caught when you run away. Just man up and claim you were using it for medical purposes only . . . to smooth out your swing.

Authorities say two Honolulu police officers tried to elude park police but were arrested on marijuana charges during a weekend softball tournament in Las Vegas. Clark County spokeswoman Stacey Welling said Monday that 37-year-old Kevin Fujioka and 47-year-old Shayne Souza were arrested Saturday night near Desert Breeze Park, about six miles west of the Las Vegas Strip. Welling says 38-year-old Scott Wilson of Honolulu was also arrested.

Welling says park police approached the men in a white van because it was parked sideways across two spots in the park's parking lot. Welling says that as officers approached, the van drove off. She says that after a short car chase, Fujioka and Souza tried to elude authorities on foot.

Honolulu Cops Try to Run Away; Arrested on Drug Charges | KGMB9 News

Mom Caught Having Sex in Public Library With Stranger

Public libraries are offering all kinds of new services these days to attract customers. Not sure if this one will catch on . . .

Sure there's books about anatomy in the library - but one Connecticut mom apparently wanted to do more than just peruse the literature - and instead put those lessons to good use. Carla Levesque, 34, was busted for having sex with an unidentified man in the restroom of the Rockville Public Library in Vernon Thursday morning. The pair was allegedly caught getting it on when another mom brought her own 4-year-old daughter to the bathroom. The man managed to flee the scene before police arrived, but authorities say they have a good idea of who they are looking for.

Levesque has two children - ages 6 and 9 - and had apparently been staying at a homeless shelter in Rockville. She was charged with risk of injury to a minor, public indecency and disorderly conduct.

Cops: Mom Busted for Having Sex in Library - WPIX