Nun Arrested for DUI in Church Car

Wonder if the car had one of those "God is My Co-Pilot" bumper stickers on it?

A Wantagh nun arrested on drunken driving charges had twice the legal limit for alcohol in her blood when she got into a church-owned car and careened into a tree, police and prosecutors said Thursday. Sister Lauren M. Hanley, 68, had a bottle of liquor in the car and a blood-alcohol level of 0.18 when she was arrested after the accident Tuesday evening, after she left work at St. Frances de Chantal Church in Wantagh, said Nassau prosecutors.

The church's Web site lists her as spiritual development director. She could not be reached for comment. She told police she'd been drinking at the church starting about 3 that afternoon, prosecutors said. Court records show she admitted to police that she drank a half pint of gin.

SOURCE: Cops: Wantagh nun charged with drunken driving

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Cop Admits to Sending Naked Pictures of Himself to Female Motorist He Wanted to Have Sex With

Well, it sounds like "sexting" isn't just for kids anymore! Now, even cops can get in on the act. This case involves Calvin Schaffer, formerly with the Goddard (KS) Police Department, and a female motorist he arrested for DUI back in February of this year.

In his plea agreement, Schaffer admitted using a police department computer while on duty to send e-mails and naked photos of himself to the woman. Under the deal, he would not be allowed to withdraw his guilty plea even if the judge rejects the prosecution’s sentencing recommendations.

According to an FBI affidavit, Mason went to the FBI in March to file a complaint. She gave the FBI secret recordings that she and two private investigators had made of a telephone call and a meeting between her and the officer.

Mason told the FBI she initially “played along” with the officer’s sexual innuendo while en route to jail after her arrest in hopes of getting help with her criminal case, court records show.

According to the affidavit, Schaffer told FBI agents during an interview that Mason had e-mailed him nude photos of herself before he ever sent her photos of himself. He showed the photos of her to the agents, who then seized his BlackBerry.

Former southern Kansas police officer pleads guilty in ‘sexting’ case - Kansas City Star

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Wait Until You Get Home to Take the Viagra, Dumbass!

The wonder drug that works wonders on your manhood may work a little TOO well for some people. Especially if you can't wait for it to work until you get all the way home from the drug store.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office Douglas Benkert, 49, was arrested after a mom with two children in her Dodge truck driving next to him on State Road 70 said she saw him exposed and masturbating. She phoned 911, got his tag number and followed him until deputies stopped him at U.S. 301 and SR 70 East. Benkert told the deputy he was only adjusting himself, the sheriff's office said, and consented to a search of his car.

Inside they found a pill bottle containing Viagra. "Douglas stated that he had just picked up the Viagra from Publix at Lakewood Ranch and SR70 and had taken half of a 100mg pill," the sheriff's office said.

SOURCE: Why you should wait until you get home before taking Viagra | 10connects.com | Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater

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Girl, 15, Takes the Wheel for Mom's Drunk Boyfriend

And to add just the right twist to this heartwarming tale, they were on the way to cash a check to get the girl's mother out of jail!

An underage girl was caught driving a vehicle after her mothers boyfriend was too drunk to drive. The girl says she begged the man to pull over after he almost crashed their rented 2009 Pathfinder several times on the drive between Newark and Heath.
Ironically, they, along with a 12 year old girl who was in the backseat, were on their way to cash a check to bond the mother out of jail. The guy was charged with child endangering, and according to the report, his blood alcohol level was .17 which is over twice the legal limit.

SOURCE: WSYX ABC 6 - Columbus Top Stories

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Female Teacher Arrested for Sex With Two Underage Boys, 17 & 15

From the way the story reads, this lady was allegedly having an affair with a 17-year-old boy, got tired of his old ass and took up with a younger man, who was all of 15.

The Heppner teacher under investigation for sexual activity with students is now in jail on sex crimes charges. The Morrow County Sheriff's office this morning arrested Wendy Cannin, 30, at her home in Heppner after an investigation revealed she had sexual contact with a 15-year-old male student and a 17-year-old male student. The sheriff's office arrested Cannin on the following charges:

• one count of sexual misconduct, a Class C misdemeanor;

• four counts of third-degree sexual abuse, a Class A misdemeanor;

• one count of third-degree rape, a Class C felony;

• and one count of third-degree sodomy, also a Class C felony.

Members of the sheriff's office took Cannin to the Umatilla County Jail in Pendleton. Her total bail is $40,500. A news release from the sheriff's office said Detective Karen Dike found the incidents began before the end of the last school year and continued through the middle of July. The incidents also reportedly happened on and off school property, the news release said.

SOURCE: Teacher in jail for sex crimes

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Update: Teacher Who Was Fired for Wearing Bikini on Charter Fishing Boat Turns to Porn

We're shocked! Shocked I tell you! At least she gets to play a teacher in one of her films.

A Florida biology teacher fired after posing for racy pictures has landed a new career – in pornography. Tiffany Shepherd, 31, made headlines in April after bikini-clad pictures of her on a fishing charter got her canned from Port St. Lucie High School. She turned to doing porn, she told a Florida news outlet, after losing custody of two of her three kids to her ex-husband and sending out 2,500 resumes – some even to prisons – without landing a new teaching job.

"I'm not particularly proud of it. To be honest, I hate it," Shepherd told Page2live.com. "I'm an educated woman, but I never thought it would come to this. No one gets brought up thinking they'll be a floozy." On screen, Shepherd goes by the name Leah Lust and has filmed five feature films, including one titled ‘My First Sex Teacher,' where Shepherd portrays the very job she's been trying to get back.

SOURCE: Bikini-clad teacher Tiffany Shepherd, aka Leah Lust, turns to porn after being fired from school

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Man Drives Drunk to Register as Sex Offender With Cops

We can understand that you're not happy being officially classified as a sex offender. Or that you actually have to go somewhere end have the paperwork processed. But boozing it up ahead of time--especially when you have to visit the cops--is probably not the best idea. Then again, if it was, would this guy's story be here?

A convicted child sex offender has been charged with drunken driving because he allegedly showed up intoxicated when he registered under Megan's Law at a western Pennsylvania state police barracks.

State police in Greensburg say 37-year-old Jerry Cignetti, of Bradenville, showed up drunk on Friday. Court records show he was convicted in Westmoreland County in 1998 for the indecent assault of a child under 13. He was paroled but had to register as a sex offender once his sentence was completed.

Police say he drove alone to the barracks and had a blood-alcohol content of 0.12 percent, well above the state's 0.08 percent limit for drivers. That's why he was charged with drunken driving.

SOURCE: Police: Pa. man drove drunk to Megan's Law meeting | PoconoRecord.com

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