What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business. Unless, of course, you live next to an elementary school and decide to have some porn blaring on your big screen TV in the open front window. Biting and kicking a cop will also probably not help your case . . . but it will make for an interesting show for the neighbors!

A Grand Forks woman is accused of broadcasting pornography from the window of her home Friday morning, allowing the images and noises to be seen and heard from Lake Agassiz Elementary School. When police Cpl. Dylan Schauer arrived at Nicole Altendorf’s house on the 800 block of Stanford Road, he found a still shot of a pornography video displayed on a television.SOURCE: GF woman accused of showing porn video from window, assaulting cop | Grand Forks Herald | Grand Forks, North Dakota
“We made contact with the suspect, who was not compliant in any way,” a police report states. “She refused to come out and physically resisted. She was finally extracted by force from her entryway.”
The report says Altendorf bit Schauer’s arm and kicked him several times in the groin as he tried to put her in a squad car. Once in the car, she spit in Schauer’s face, the report states.
Employees at Lake Agassiz School, 605 Stanford Road, originally reported the loud, conspicuous pornography out of concern for students who were arriving in the morning. Employees told police “the windows were wide open on the residence, the door was open, and there was pornography playing on the TV which was in front of the window with the volume turned all the way up. The pornography was visible from the school, as well as the street,” according to the report.





It's happened again . . . and twice at the same high school! The beleaguered principal at Spring High School in Texas had to send home a letter home to parents not only informing them about the alleged affair of science teacher Deanna Higgins, but that the rumors were true that another teacher was ALREADY on paid leave pending an investigation into similar allegations. We'd suggest having the water at the school checked, because something is amiss there. 






Wow, a double wammy on this one for student-teacher Amy N. Miller. Not only does she lose her job, she also got suspended from college. How often does that happen? According to police, Miller is facing charges she had sex with a 15-year-old girl.











A Fairfax County teacher is charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and public intoxication after she was found in a parked car with a 15-year-old boy in the middle of the night. Officers discovered 27-year-old Valerie Roesler, of Alexandria, parked in a 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer in the 7900 block of Gunston Hill Lane about 1:50 a.m. Sunday, police said.
