2009-09-20

Friday, September 25, 2009

Father and Son Both Arrested for Drunk Driving

The family that "plays" together, apparently goes to jail together as well.

A father who came to town to bail his son out of jail for a drunken driving arrest ended up there himself on the same charge. According to a release from the State Patrol, Trevor Brown, 19, of Gothenburg, was pulled over around 1:30 a.m. Sept. 19 by an NSP trooper for having a broken taillight. The trooper who made the stop determined that Brown was under the influence and arrested him for drunken driving and minor in possession of alcohol.

Brown was booked into the Dawson County jail in Lexington. There, he called his father, Anthony, 53, to come bail him out. When the elder Brown arrived at the jail around 3:30 a.m., the trooper observed that he was intoxicated as well. The trooper warned Brown not to drive. However, 45 minutes later he observed the Browns exit the jail and enter a 2001 Dodge Ram. The elder Brown was behind the wheel when the trooper pulled the vehicle over.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Man Arrested for Throwing 3000 Golf Balls Into Lake in National Park

It takes all kinds, doesn't it?

Joshua Tree National Park, in the California desert not far from Palm Springs, is known for its strange trees and bare rocks. But not golf. That's why the discovery of nearly 3,000 golf balls on the alien landscape caused the National Park Service to cry something other than "Fore!", the Los Angeles Times tells us.

Seems the bevy of balls, tossed from a passing car, was just one golf lover's tribute to dead duffers. But the park service is calling Douglas Jones, a 57-year-old golf course worker, a litterer. Park spokesman Joe Zarki explains: "Sometime around 2007 our rangers began discovering large quantities of golf balls in some turnout areas of the park. We were wondering what was going on here. There were also some tennis balls involved.

"He said he did it because he wanted to honor all the golfers who had died."

Golfer accused of tossing 3,000 balls into Joshua Tree park - On Deadline - USATODAY.com

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Monday, September 21, 2009

Female Biology Teacher Pleads Guilty to Emailing Picture of Her Breasts to Boy, 17 - Jessica Percifull

Jessica Percifull used to teach biology at Northeast High School. That is until she allegedly learned how to use a cell phone camera to take a picture of her "upper body" and send it to a 17-year-old boy who was probably very surprised to get something like that.

A former Northeast High School teacher pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges admitting she showed harmful materials to a student. Jessica Percifull, who was a biology teacher in her second year of teaching at Northeast High when allegations of sexual exploitation arose, was set to go to trial this morning in Judge John H. Gasaway's court.

Art Bieber, assistant district attorney, said Percifull had taken a picture of her nude upper body and e-mailed it to a 17-year-old student. Following an investigation by Clarksville Police detectives, Percifull was charged with one count of sexual exploitation of a minor and indicted by the grand jury. Instead of a trial, the case was dismissed and Percifull entered guilty pleas to two counts of exhibiting harmful material to a minor. Both charges are A misdemeanors.

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UK Dentist Strips Down to Leopard Thong to Seduce Dental Hygenist

On top of that he pranced around shouting "Get a load of that!"

Yeah, that'll get you in trouble with the law, even in the United Kingdom.

A dentist whipped off his trousers and paraded in front of his practice nurse wearing nothing but a leopard-print thong. Dr Anthony Barton, 36, who is married, pranced around in front of the 19-year-old nurse and shouted: 'Get a load of that!'

His less than subtle wooing tactics evidently paid off, because the couple began a passionate relationship involving sexual encounters in the surgery. But three other nurses were offended by his conduct towards them, and yesterday he was brought before the General Dental Council to answer charges of inappropriate behaviour.

The panel heard that the dentist regularly groped nurses' bottoms, twanged their knicker elastic and tried to undo their brassieres through their tunics.

Dentist who 'pranced around clinic in leopard-skin thong before seducing nurse' faces being struck off | Mail Online

Drunk Female Teacher Found in Parked Car w. Boy, 15 - Valerie Roesler

The new school year is less than a month old and already the female teacher/student sex crime stories are so far ahead of 08-09 that many principals are thinking of resigning early this year just to avoid the public embarrassment. This time we have middle school teacher Valerie Roesler, who was caught in a parked car in the middle of the night with a 15-year-old boy AND allegedly drunk at the time. Wow! You don't see that kind of dedication to ruining one's career every day.

Our sources are telling us that Roesler, who taught at Hayfield Secondary School in Alexandria, Virginia was the school's driver's ed and sex ed teacher. Those same sources say that, due to recent cutbacks, the school had to combine the two classes and, allegedly hold it in a car in the middle of the night. (BTW, We're starting not to trust some of our sources.)

Looking at Valerie Roesler's mug shot, don't you just want to yell "WAKE UP!"? And, either that's a cold sore over her upper lip or the lipstick got smeared somehow. Oh, yeah, never mind. Your comments on the lastest spat of student/teacher sex below. (Thanks to reader Rocco C. in Burk, VA for the tip on the story! Send your story tips to DumbassDaily at Gmail.com.)

A Fairfax County teacher is charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and public intoxication after she was found in a parked car with a 15-year-old boy in the middle of the night. Officers discovered 27-year-old Valerie Roesler, of Alexandria, parked in a 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer in the 7900 block of Gunston Hill Lane about 1:50 a.m. Sunday, police said.

Investigators believe the boy snuck out of his parents' home. He is not one of Roesler's students, police said. Investigators say Roesler met the boy earlier this year, but did not elaborate.

Teacher Found Drunk With Boy, 15, in Car|ABC 7 News

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Teacher Caught in Bushes Having Sex with Boy, 13 - Ashley Jo Beach

You'd think a 37-year old middle school math teacher would know better, but apparently not. Ashley Jo Beach continues our long line of middle-aged women who can't seem to get enough of the underage boys. Usually though, they can find at least a dark stretch of road and the back of a car.

Officers in Meridian, Idaho received a call at 9:30 p.m. Thursday concerning something suspicious happening in some bushes not far from the town middle school. That's when they found science and math teacher Ashley Jo Beach laying down with a 13-year-old student.

Their stories didn't quite match, and it is rather hard for a 37-year-old teacher to explain what she's doing in the bushes with a little kid. Now she's been charged with having an affair with the student since April.