Mother of the Year? Drunk Woman Strips Naked in Front of Kids So Cops Won't Arrest Her

It's probably not the best idea to get your legal advice from guests on the Jerry Springer Show. Not sure where else this mother of three from Sheboygan, Wisconsin would get the idea that the police could not arrest her for shoplifting if she stripped naked. The fact that she did so in front of her own children makes this sorta funny, but what really puts the icing on the cake is that, in the squad car while on the way to jail, she mooned some people at a neighborhood park. Now that's class! And somewhere in there she kicked one cop in the groin and spit into the mouth of another one. We don't think there are enough parenting classes in the world to fix this lady. Best let her kids be raised by wolves at this point . . .

Police say a 36-year-old Sheboygan woman stripped in front of her kids in an attempt to avoid arrest for shoplifting, then scuffled with officers and exposed herself through a squad car window.  Julia E. Laack was charged Friday with felony battery of a peace officer, resisting an officer, shoplifting and two counts of disorderly conduct.  The criminal complaint alleges she stole a bag of beef jerky and a lighter at a convenience store Thursday afternoon. Police went to her home. The complaint says she refused to come to the door and began screaming and swearing at three children in her house, telling one teenager the incident was all his fault.

Police entered and tried to calm her down. With her children present, the complaint said, she stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn't arrest her because she was going to be naked.  Laack struggled with the officers as they tried to arrest her, the complaint alleged, kicking one in the groin and spitting in the mouth of another. While in the squad car on the way to the police station, the complaint said, Laack exposed her buttocks against the rear window.

Police: Sheboygan woman strips to avoid arrest | sheboygan-press.com | Sheboygan Press

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Man Urinates on Fan at Kiss Concert

Sometimes you gotta go, but at lease try to avoid getting your pee on someone else, please!

In what now seems to be an unfortunate trend at Boston rock concerts, a man was arrested at Kiss‘ TD Garden show on October 5th after urinating on the concertgoer standing in front of him. According to the BPDNews blotter, a woman was watching the Sonic Boom band in action when suddenly she experienced “a warm feeling on the back of her leg.” The victim turned around to see the source of the warmth, only to discover the man standing behind her was urinating. Security was called over and the guilty party was quickly escorted away and detained until the police arrived.

Kiss Piss Scandal: Man Arrested For Urinating on Fan at Concert : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily

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Headline: Head Teacher-cum-incharge Arrested for Bid to Molest Student

We're thinking this DIDN'T happen in the United States, but you can never tell these days. The beginning of the story says the intended victim got away because of her "quick thinking" but later the reporter admits he really doesn't know how she got out of the handcuffs and having her mouth taped shut, but that ". . . somehow managed to escape, using a rear exit."  Ah, the teacher/creeps always forget about the rear exit! Okay, almost always.

The head teacher-cum-incharge of Saint Soldier Convent School, Bathinda, was arrested on Saturday from Bhagatuana village after his lecherous plot to molest a 14-year-old student went awry due to the girl’s quick thinking. According to the FIR registered , the accused took three students of his school to another institute in Paras Ram locality of Bathinda on Saturday afternoon on the pretext of conducting practical examinations.

After the tests, he reportedly asked two of the students - one of them his daughter - to head for school and asked the third, a student of class 8, to accompany him. Karamjit took her to a house in nearby Bhagtuana village. He detained her in a room, handcuffed her and put a tape on her mouth. The girl somehow managed to escape, using a rear exit.

Ta-Da!

SOURCE: PunjabNewsline.com - Bathinda Teacher arrested for bid to molest student

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Female Student Teacher Arrested for Sex With Student, Also Kicked Out of College - Amy N. Miller

Wow, a double wammy on this one for student-teacher Amy N. Miller. Not only does she lose her job, she also got suspended from college. How often does that happen? According to police, Miller is facing charges she had sex with a 15-year-old girl.

At right, Amy N. Miller's mug shot picture. Looks like her shirt says "I Heart . . . " something. Any guesses as to what she might love? Suppose if it says "I Heart Young Girls" that should have tipped the school off, don't you think?  Post your answers in the comments section below.

A student teacher at the Union Endicott School District is under arrest, accused of having a sexual relationship with a former student.  Amy N. Miller, 23, of Rano Blvd., Vestal, has been charged with third degree criminal sexual act, a felony; and endangering the welfare of a child, a misdemeanor.

Miller was arraigned in Tioga Town Court by Town Justice Paul Martin. She was remanded to the Tioga County Jail in lieu of $5,000 cash or $10,000 bond. Miller has been suspended by Binghamton University and has been removed from all coursework and related teaching assignments.

SOURCE: North Country Gazette » Student Teacher Accused Of Sex With Minor

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Dumbass Video: 911 Call Leads to Pot Farm, Dog Fighting Ring

You might want to put your marjiuanna growing operation and fighting pit bulls away when the call the cops about a domestic dispute.

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Youth Counselor Helps 17-Year-Old Sex Offender Escape, Spends Night With Him

This story is so think with dumbassness, it's hard to read. Bottom line: someone better lose their job AND go to jail over this one.

Police knew just where to find the 17-year-old fugitive from a Baltimore County detention facility. All they had to do was trace a call he made on the cell phone of his lover - an employee at the center. The boy, a sex offender who had been in custody at a treatment facility in Parkville, fled Monday evening during a sanctioned group outing to a White Marsh movie theater.

As Maryland State Police officials told the story Thursday, the boy made his getaway by hopping into a waiting car driven by Tyra M. Greenfield, a 26-year-old youth counselor. The couple spent the night at her home on Surrey Lane in Nottingham, where they had sex, police said.

The next day, the boy used Greenfield's cell phone to call a relative in Laurel, Del., and she drove him there and dropped him off, police said. Detectives discovered Greenfield's involvement by tracing the call to her phone. The youth was picked up Wednesday morning at the relative's house by local law enforcement officers at the request of the Maryland State Police. He was taken to the Lower Eastern Shore Juvenile Center, and will be charged with escaping, police said.

Youth counselor helped lover, 17, flee Parkville detention facility -- baltimoresun.com

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