Woman Lies About Winning Lottery, Causes Riot at Store - Linda Brown

We are now hearing that the woman who did this, Linda Brown, may have a history of mental illness, but that didn't stop customers at a Burlington Coat Factory store in Columbus, Ohio from believing that she had won the lottery and was going to give every customer there a free shopping spree. Unfortunately, it wasn't until everyone had lined up with their purchases that it was revealed that Linda Brown really had noe money. Of course, people being people, they started rioting and looting the store.

A woman being driven around in a rented limousine pulled up at a coat store and announced she'd won the lottery and would pay for everyone's purchases, police said, but she ended up causing a riot when customers realized it was a hoax.  Angry customers threw merchandise around and looted, leaving the store looking as though a hurricane had passed through it, police said.

Linda Brown was arrested Tuesday after an hours-long shopping spree that began when she hired a stretch Hummer limousine to drop her off at a Burlington Coat Factory store, police Sgt. Lt. Michael Deakins said. Brown walked to a cash register and loudly announced she had won the lottery and would pay for each person's merchandise up to $500, he said.

"Well, of course, people like to hear that," Deakins said. "Apparently they were in line calling relatives who were not at the store and told them to come."  People flooded the registers as cashiers began ringing up purchase after purchase, but Brown had not yet paid the bill, Deakins said. At least 500 people filled the aisles and another 1,000 were outside trying to get in, he said.

"She was telling people she won $1.5 million," Deakins said. "But it ends up she didn't win anything. She had no money to pay for anything." About an hour later, Brown had the limousine driver take her to a bank to withdraw money, but she returned empty-handed, police Detective Steven Nace said. By then, store employees had called in two dozen police officers to handle the crowds.

My Way News - Lottery hoax causes riot at Ohio coat store

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Teen Arrested for Assault With a Burrito

No, we're not making this up! The incident happened between two moving vehicles and the victim's car suffered a cracked windshield as a result of its contact with the popular Mexican food. No other significant injuries occurred, although for some reason, the Geico Gecko is now talking with a strange Spanish accent.

A South Carolina teenager is facing a felony charge for throwing a "deadly missile" at a moving vehicle. The armament in question was a burrito. According to the below Hernando County Sheriff's Office report, the 15-year-old suspect, a passenger in a Dodge, allegedly threw the burrito Saturday afternoon at John Addie's Honda as the cars traveled alongside each other on a Florida street. Cops discovered burrito remnants inside and outside the vehicle, as well as on Addie, who was not injured when struck by the flying foodstuff (somehow, Addie's Honda suffered a chipped windshield during the incident).

Armed With A Deadly Burrito - October 14, 2009

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Schwarzenegger Promises "Swift Action" Regarding Maria Shriver's Use of Cell Phone While Driving

Yeah, right Arnold. You may be the Governor of California, but the Kennedy Clan owns the United States. You try to say one thing to old bone face Shriver and you'll wake up to a horse's head in your bed. Don't you know, laws like that aren't for the rich and powerful? Now, shut up and get back to work ruining your state. You only have a limited amount of time left on your term and lots of things you can screw up before you go.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is calling out his wife, Maria Shriver, for apparently violating a state law he signed — holding her cell phone while driving. The celebrity Web site TMZ.com posted two photographs Tuesday showing Shriver holding a phone to her ear while she's behind the wheel. It says one was snapped Sunday and the other in July. The Web site claimed that this was not the first time California's first lady was caught chatting on her cell while driving.

On his Twitter feed Tuesday, Schwarzenegger wrote to TMZ.com founder Harvey Levin: "Thanks for bringing her violations to my attention. There's going to be swift action."

Maria Shriver Busted Breaking Husband Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's Cell Phone Ban On Drivers - wcbstv.com

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Principal Fired for Showing Student Sex Tape, Boozing

Not sure what training future school principals get in college, but our guess is that they don't have a class called "Student Sex Tapes 101."  Exactly what IS the procedure for reviewing a security tape where a couple of your students are going at it?  Whatever they might be, Dave Wilson, former principal of Louisville Male High School, apparently didn't follow them and has now lost his job. Oh, and there was some alleged drinking in there as well, but we think the snide comments during the viewing of the sex video probably were enough to do him in.

The first substantiated allegation involves a surveillance tape from the school’s cafeteria that shows two students having sex Sept. 2. Two letters, written by staff members at Male, said they were called to Wilson’s office to watch the surveillance video Sept. 3.

One of the staff members said upon entering Wilson’s office, “the lights were turned off, the ceiling mounted video projector was turned on and the large white screen was pulled down.” While the video was shown, Wilson made some inappropriate comments, according to the staff member, whose name was redacted from the district files turned over to The Courier-Journal.

The staff member wrote that “no action was taken by Wilson to notify the students’ parents or to take statements. Mr. Wilson can be seen on video running the students out of the building. The students were merely sent on their way to an unknown location not seen on video.”

The second staff member, whose name also was redacted, wrote of being “extremely offended by the entire situation” and leaving Wilson’s office as soon as the video ended. The staff member said Keith Kiper with the JCPS security and investigations unit was contacted about the tape and advised it needed to be “erased immediately because of the pornographic nature.”

The second allegation that was substantiated involves an incident where Wilson attended a school function with alcohol on his breath. Roberts said she wasn’t sure when that function was or its nature.

Ky. principal shows sex tape; retires | Cincinnati.com | The Cincinnati Enquirer

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Female Teacher Sex Scandal in Texas: Deanna Higgins, Spring High School

It's happened again . . . and twice at the same high school! The beleaguered principal at Spring High School in Texas had to send home a letter home to parents not only informing them about the alleged affair of science teacher Deanna Higgins, but that the rumors were true that another teacher was ALREADY on paid leave pending an investigation into similar allegations. We'd suggest having the water at the school checked, because something is amiss there.

Ms. Higgins also shoots the top of our list of hottest teachers to stray this school year, as evidenced by the picture at right.

Deanna Higgins, a teacher at Spring High School, has been charged with improper relations between an educator and student and sexual assault of a child. In a letter to parents posted on the Spring ISD Web site, administrators say the DA accepted charges against Higgins on Monday.  Higgins, a science teacher, was placed on paid administrative leave in January 2009 after a third party brought the allegations to district officials.

Deanna Higgins (Pictures): Spring High School Teacher Charged for Sex with Student in Texas - Crimesider - CBS News (Thanks to reader Wayne V. for the link!)

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Woman Arrested for Facebook "Poke" - Shannon D. Jackson

Dad always said "Be careful who you poke!" and, even though this was years before there was a Facebook, his advice was good both then and now.

It's the digital equivalent of waving at someone from across a crowded room. And yet a Tennessee woman was arrested last month for "poking" another user on Facebook. According to an affidavit filed with the Sumner County General Sessions Court on Sept. 25, Shannon D. Jackson of Hendersonville, Tenn., allegedly violated a legal order of protection that had been previously filed against her when she sent a virtual "poke" to another woman on Facebook.

SOURCE: Facebook Case: Tennessee Woman Arrested for Facebook Poke - ABC News

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Drunk 21-Year-Old Steals Ambulance for Ride Home

Oh look, a ride home! And it's already got the keys in it and these fancy flashing lights to help make it there  more quickly. Dumbass!

A 21-year-old man was arrested early Sunday morning after driving off in an ambulance that had been parked downtown.  Lawrence Police Sgt. Susan Hadl said that Lawrence-Douglas County Fire Medical crews had left the ambulance near the intersection of 10th and Massachusetts streets while they responded to a medical call at the Jazzhaus, 926 Mass.

While the crews were away from the vehicle, an intoxicated man got into the ambulance and began driving away, heading westbound on 10th Street. Hadl said the man believed he had no other means of transportation home.  The man led police on a brief low-speed chase. It began at 2:22 a.m. and ended just a few minutes later at the intersection of 10th and Tennessee streets. Numerous police cars surrounded the vehicle, and the man was taken into custody without incident.

21-year-old man arrested after stealing ambulance / LJWorld.com

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Sexy Lady Doctor Suzanne Gudakunst Reveals Her "Top Secret Fat Loss Secret"

I don't know who you typically get your medical advice from, but I doubt he or she looks as good as Suzanne Gudakunst. Is having a great face and hot body the best way to judge someone's diet plan? What, you'd rather take advice from that fat old guy you've been going to for years? If he knew the Top Secret Fat Loss Secret, he'd be using it himself, or on that chubby wife and kids of his. No, he doesn't have a clue why most people are fat and basically everything he and the main stream media has been telling you for years is just plain wrong and actually works AGAINST your ability to lose weight.

But don't take my word for it. Here's more about Dr Suzanne Gudakunst's breakthrough diet:

A lady doctor named Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst (hot doctor at right) has just released what many are calling the end of the need for potentially harmful weight-loss drugs and designer foods made to help you lose weight. Dr Suzanne's discovery allows anyone regardless of their particular diet to do "just one simple thing" and instantly start shedding anywhere from 15 lbs to as much as 200 lbs of unwanted and dangerous fat!

Typical results average 45 lbs in just the first 30 days alone for most people just starting out using her new secret.

The reason this is so is because her secret (aptly titled: "Top Secret Fat Loss Secret") operates on an entirely different approach in the battle against the ever-increasing "bulge." Dr Suzanne discovered that harmful crusty "plaque" builds up over the years in all of us - and which is the direct result of harmful chemicals, preservatives, pesticides, etc. deliberately placed in perhaps every food on the market (much of which is now suspected as being carefully and intentionally done so that people will continue to get fatter and thus sicker, and in order to make the food & drug companies richer!)

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