2009-10-18

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Female Florida Teacher Gets Ten Years for Sex With Boys

What is it lately with the judges in these cases? We've had two female teachers in as many days sentenced to actual jail time for sex with underage boys? Don't they know they are only supposed to get probation or at least a stern lecture?

We think if this trend continues that horny female teachers will finally get the message and keep their hands off all those underage boys.

Nah.

A Central Florida teacher has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for having sex with four teenage boys. A Polk County jury in August had found 33-year-old Danielle Jones guilty of five counts of lewd battery and three counts of unlawful sexual activity with a minor. She was sentenced Tuesday. Prosecutors said the boys were 14 to 16 years old when they had sex with the middle school science teacher. Two of them were her former students.

Teacher sentenced to 10 years in prison for sex with boys -- OrlandoSentinel.com

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Teacher Accused of Drinking on the Job - Lynn Clawges

The report does not say what kind of teacher Lynn Clawges was, but undoubtedly, she wasn't teaching kids how to hold their liquor!

Lynn Clawges is still an employee of Monongalia County Schools, according to Superintendent Frank Devono, but is not working at the school now. A report filed by Morgantown Police officers says they responded to the school at 3:22 p.m. Monday. Principal Robert DeSantis told the officers that a teacher at the school was drunk when they arrived, the report says, and directed them to Clawges.

Officers smelled alcohol on Clawges' breath, and performed field sobriety tests on her, which she failed, according to the report. Officers found two empty Diet Pepsi bottles in Clawges' classroom that smelled of alcohol, and also discovered a full unopened bottle of the soft drink alongside a small bottle with a conditioner label on it that also had a strong alcohol odor, police reported.

SOURCE: Morgantown High Teacher Accused of Drinking on the Job - WBOY-TV - WBOY.com

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Morgue Worker Admits to Sex With Bodies of Young Women

Just in time for Halloween!

A man who worked at the county morgue for 16 years and is serving time for having sex with a corpse admitted today to having sex with two more bodies during his employment. Kenneth Douglas, 56, of Westwood pleaded guilty to two counts of gross abuse of a corpse before visiting Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge Richard Niehaus. He could be imprisoned for a maximum of three years at his Dec. 10 sentencing.

Douglas was employed for 16 years, from 1976-1992, as a night attendant at the morgue. He told authorities previously that while there, he invited women in and partied with them with drugs and alcohol. He also admitted to having sex with bodies being stored while awaiting autopsies. He is currently serving a three-year sentence for having sex with another corpse -- that of Karen Range, an 18-year-old murder victim who was nearly beheaded in 1982 and had been in the morgue cooler for hours.

SOURCE: Ohio morgue worker admits to sex with bodies | Detroit Free Press | Freep.com

Monday, October 19, 2009

Woman Arrested for Broadcasting Porn to Kids at Elementary School

What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business. Unless, of course, you live next to an elementary school and decide to have some porn blaring on your big screen TV in the open front window. Biting and kicking a cop will also probably not help your case . . . but it will make for an interesting show for the neighbors!

A Grand Forks woman is accused of broadcasting pornography from the window of her home Friday morning, allowing the images and noises to be seen and heard from Lake Agassiz Elementary School. When police Cpl. Dylan Schauer arrived at Nicole Altendorf’s house on the 800 block of Stanford Road, he found a still shot of a pornography video displayed on a television.

“We made contact with the suspect, who was not compliant in any way,” a police report states. “She refused to come out and physically resisted. She was finally extracted by force from her entryway.”

The report says Altendorf bit Schauer’s arm and kicked him several times in the groin as he tried to put her in a squad car. Once in the car, she spit in Schauer’s face, the report states.

Employees at Lake Agassiz School, 605 Stanford Road, originally reported the loud, conspicuous pornography out of concern for students who were arriving in the morning. Employees told police “the windows were wide open on the residence, the door was open, and there was pornography playing on the TV which was in front of the window with the volume turned all the way up. The pornography was visible from the school, as well as the street,” according to the report.

SOURCE: GF woman accused of showing porn video from window, assaulting cop | Grand Forks Herald | Grand Forks, North Dakota

City Manager Resigns After Arrest in Prostitution Sting - Jim Mussenden

It's probably not a good idea to go looking for hookers if you job somehow oversees the guys in the police department.

El Monte officials said today that their city manager has resigned, one day after his arrest during a prostitution sting in Pomona. In a 5 to 0 decision, the El Monte City Council appointed Rene Bobadilla, 38, as interim city manager to replace Jim Mussenden, 59, who had held the job since 2006. The closed session meeting today was called to evaluate Mussenden's performance after council members learned early Friday morning that he had been arrested.

SOURCE: El Monte city manager resigns in wake of prostitution sting, interim manager is named | L.A. NOW | Los Angeles Times