Man Assaults Knoxville Cop, Tries to Disguise Himself in Women's Clothes

The old "Beat Up a Cop, Then Hide in Drag" scam. Fails every time!

Dumbass.

Knoxville police have arrested a man they said assaulted an officer and then changed into women's clothing in an attempt to disguise himself. The Knoxville News Sentinel reported a 19-year-old man was arrested Monday night on charges including DUI, assault on an officer, resisting arrest and burglary. He also has four outstanding warrants.

Knoxville Police Department spokesman Darrell DeBusk said the suspect assaulted Officer Andrew Gyorfi after the teen was pulled over at about 8 p.m. for driving a car that had been reported stolen in Chattanooga. He then ran to a nearby public housing project and entered a woman's apartment, putting on her clothes and leaving his there.

Man Tries to Avoid Arrest in Women's Clothes - NYTimes.com

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Former Teacher Ashley Jo Beach Gets 20 Years in Prison for Sex With Boy, 13

This is very unusual: a female teacher accused of having sex with an underage student actually was sent to prison for her crime. And this time it was for 20 years. She must not have had a very good lawyer.
Beach's husband, Shawn, is also in trouble with the law. Seems this dumbass, who worked for the local sheriff's office, wanted to get revenge over his wife because of her affair, so he allegedly took intimate photographs of female prisoners a the jail. Not sure what that was supposed to accomplish, but it looks like it could get the couple back together . . . in prison.

A teacher who was caught having sex with a 13-year-old boy pupil has been jailed for 20 years. Ashley Jo Beach wept in court as a judge told her she was a disgrace to her profession and had abused her trust. The 37-year-old mother of three had admitted to a four-month affair with the boy who was in her class at a junior school in Idaho. Prosecutors said Beach, whose children are aged from three to ten, had 'groomed' the boy to be her lover from when he was 12-years-old.

Female U.S. teacher jailed for 20 years for sleeping with pupil, 13 | Mail Online

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Drunk Call 911 for Free Ride, Gets Tasered Instead

They say a picture's worth a thousand words . . . and yeah, you can see why cops might have wanted to taser this guy.

A man in Florida who called 911 police emergency claiming he had been beaten and shot at was actually hoping for a free ride to a bar, US officials say. But now Gregory Jerome Oras, 37, is facing charges of misusing the 911 system and battery of an official. Sgt Tom Nestor of the Pinellas County sheriff's office told the BBC Mr Oras made the false claims as he was walking to a bar in Oldsmar late on Monday.

He said Mr Oras, who was drunk, kicked the sheriff's deputy during the arrest. A Taser gun was also used to subdue Mr Oras, who hails from New Orleans, the sergeant added.

BBC News - Drunk US man dials 911 to get free bar ride

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Dumbass of the Year? Man Uses Baby as Taser Shield!

Wow, it's early in the year, but it's going to be hard to beat this dumbass.

A man tried to use a baby as a shield against a police taser. After receiving a tip that the driver was armed, Volusia County Sheriff’s Office officials stopped a car driven by Jorge Garcia early New Year’s Day.

Garcia, along with others who had been partying nearby earlier in the evening, ended up stopping on Lucerne Drive and Amigos Road in DeBary. Investigators say the group was acting rowdy, cursing and yelling and when officials tried to arrest Garcia, they say he grabbed the baby from inside one of the cars and held it up like a shield to avoid being tased himself.

Witnesses said he screamed at law enforcement to tase the baby.

Man uses baby as taser shield

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Ivana "The Grinch" Trump Arrested for Yelling at Kids on Plane

Someone was not having a very good Christmas, it appears.

Police say Ivana Trump has been escorted off a plane in Florida after she became belligerent when children were running and screaming in the aisles. Authorities say the first ex-wife of billionaire Donald Trump cursed at the children Saturday, and when flight attendants on the New York-bound plane tried to calm her, she became even more aggravated.

Her spokeswoman, Catherine Saxton, did not immediately return a telephone message. Trump filed for divorce from her fourth husband earlier this month. She has not been charged in the incident at Palm Beach International Airport.

Police: Ivana Trump Becomes Angry, Taken off Plane - ABC News

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Drunk 4-Year-Old in Drag Steals Neighbors Christmas Presents

This one is full of fail, and we're really not sure we believe the young mother's explanation of how this happened. But we are sure the cops will never forget coming across a 4-year-old boy in a dress, drinking a beer with a stolen Christmas present under his arm!  The only thing missing from the story is the kid smoking a big cigar and driving and SUV.

Maybe next week?

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.  Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.

Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking. "He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

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Woman Arrested for Demanding Three-Way Sex With Couple - Anna Bambino

Some people just can't accept a "no". In this case, the "no" was probably pretty emphatic from a New Haven, Connecticut couple who were repeatedly approached by 30-year-old Anna Bambino, pictured right.

Yes, we had the same reaction.

Look, we're sure she's a wonderful person (aside from the whole demanding a ménage à trois thing) but when you gang banger and pose with a bottle of Mad Dog 20-20 on your MySpace page, it might give people the wrong impression about you. Or maybe not. Either way, the cops were called after the couple politely refused on numerous occasions and Bambino was arrested.  Interestingly, it's taken the cops since September to fully investigate this incident and bring charges. Wonder which part of this story confused them?

A city woman has been arrested after a married couple from Monroe complained that she harassed them numerous times about having three-way sex.  Anna Bambino, 30, of Pierpont Road, was charged Friday with breach of peace. She was released on a written promise to appear in Bridgeport Superior Court. Bambino called the Monroe woman six times demanding that she and her husband engage in a threesome, police said. Bambino is single, according to her MySpace.com profile.

Monroe Police have been investigating the incident since September. Bambino apparently knows the Monroe woman through a friend, but doesn't have a history with her, a Monroe police sergeant said Saturday night. When police interviewed Bambino, she admitted to making the calls and said she was intoxicated at the time.

SOURCE: Waterbury woman arrested after demanding sex with married couple, police say The Republican-American