Lindsay Lohan Wants $100 Million for "Milkaholic" Baby Commerical for E-Trade

What's the quote from the movie "Forrest Gump?" Stupid is as stupid does? Maybe that should be changed to "Stupid is as Lindsay does!"

The "Crash and Burn" Lohan Express continues to chug into the station. The latest example? Lindsay is suing the folks at E-Trade (you know the ones with the cute talking baby commercials?) because she has the nerve to think that a recent spot talking about a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay was somehow a shot at her. Even if it was honey (and we doubt it was), your stupid lawsuit will only draw MORE attention to the alleged slam.

Let's hope the judge in this case not only throws the frivolous lawsuit out, but that the hits Lindsay Lohan up for court costs and a fine for being stupid. How would you like to be her lawyer on this case?

On a serious note: The Dumbass Daily can neither confirm nor deny vicious rumors that the lawsuit would have been filed sooner but Ms. Lohan was too drunk and/or drugged up to sign it.

If somehow you missed the original commercial--or would just like to see it again--the video is below.

Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit Monday against financial giant E-Trade for its commercial about a "milkaholic" baby she claims is named for her -- and wants $100 million for pain and suffering, reports the New York Post. The actress filed papers in Nassau County Supreme Court over the 30-second spot that opens with a boy baby apologizing to his girlfriend for not calling the night before. "That milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?" she asks. A lawyer for Lohan says she's a one-name celeb just like Oprah or Madonna, and that the commercial is a "subliminal message."

Reliable Source - Celebrity justice: Lindsay Lohan sues E-Trade over 'milkaholic' in talking baby commercial

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