Band Teacher Arrested for DUI on Way to School! - Jillene Elliot

Lord knows we wouldn't want to be stuck in a classroom all day with your brats. And if we were, we might take up drinking . . . but hopefully not BEFORE school. That would ruin a perfectly good beer buzz, wouldn't it?

Jillene Elliott, 41, the band teacher at Spanish Fork Junior High, was taken into custody around 9:30 a.m. last Tuesday in Springville after another driver on Main Street reported her to officers. Springville police Lt. Dave Caron says police made a stop for a traffic violation on Center Street and Elliott appeared "out of it." "You'd say something to her, she'd open her eyes, maybe answer, then she'd sit and close her eyes, then you'd ask her to do whatever it was again, she'd open her eyes," Caron told KSL Newsradio Monday. "You had to keep going, trying to get her to talk."

Officers say Elliott wasn't able to walk alone. "When she did finally get out [of the car] she had to hang on to the door to keep her balance," Caron said. "The officer actually had to help her over to the sidewalk to keep her from falling."

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New Mayor of Olympia, WA Arrested on Marijuana Trafficking Charges

Dude! This guy isn't even in office yet and he's already been arrested. That must be some kind of record. Then again, it is Washington state . . .

Olympia Mayor Pro Tem Joe Hyer has been arrested for investigation of marijuana trafficking. Sheriff's detectives said Hyer, 37, was arrested on Thursday following a month-long undercover investigation by the Thurston County Narcotics Task Force.  A tip from a concerned citizen prompted the investigation, during which Hyer sold marijuana to a police informant on two separate occasions, investigators said.

Hyer was booked into the Thurston County Jail under investigation of unlawful possession of a controlled substance, unlawful distribution of a controlled substance and unlawful use of a residence for drug purposes. He posted bail on Thursday night and was released.

Olympia mayor pro tem suspected of drug trafficking | KOMO News - Breaking News, Sports, Traffic and Weather - Seattle, Washington | Local & Regional


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Dumbass Walks Into Elementary School, Asks Kids for Their Urine

How bad would you have to need clean urine to be crazy enough to walk into a grade school and ask some stranger children for their urine? Apparently, pretty bad.

A teenager has been arrested for allegedly trying to buy urine from school boys.  Kevin Duron, 18, is accused of walking into a restroom at Pacific Elementary School last week and offering two boys several dollars to urinate in a cup, Manhattan Beach Sgt. Brian Brown said.  The boys refused his request.

Duron was initially arrested on suspicion of annoying or molesting children, but prosecutors did not charge him with that or anything in connection with the actual request he made to the children.  Prosecutors said Duron's request was not sexual in nature and did not warrant the stronger charge. He would have had to register as a sex offender if convicted of a sex offense. Brown said it's believed Duron was trying to collect urine to pass drug tests.

Police: Man Tries to Buy Boys' Urine, Gets Arrested - latimes.com

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Female Teacher, 39, Accused of Molesting Boy, 14

Another female teacher, another sex scandal with a student. Is there something in the water? At right, the mug shot picture of Tammy Clinton, a middle school geography teacher.

A middle school teacher accused of molesting a student has bonded out of jail, and has been suspended with pay.  Tammy Clinton, 39, was arrested Thursday. She was charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious molestation, and two counts of lewd and lascivious conduct.  The sixth-grade geography teacher at Farnell Middle School has been accused of forcing a 14-year-old boy to touch her breasts while she fondled him on school grounds.

News of her arrest spread quickly among students.  “As soon as I went home, it was all over Facebook,” said eighth-grader Kathleen Newell. “I got several phone calls about it. Everyone knew about it already.”  Parent Luisa Newell said the school acted quickly.  “The principal called us right away to notify us, to let us know the teacher had been arrested and no other students were involved,” she said.  The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said on two other occasions, Clinton also tried enticing the boy to meet her off school grounds to commit other sexual acts. He instead reported it to an adult.

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"High" Airline Passenger Messed With Wrong Flight Attendant: She's a Black Belt!

Want to double up on your dose of "medical marijuana"? Best not to get a airplane and then walk out of a bathroom with your pants down, lest you get in the face of a flight attendant who will take you down, dude!

A San Francisco man, accused of forcing a flight to divert because he was high on medical marijuana, picked the wrong flight attendant to freak out on.  Lorin Gorman of Chula Vista is a fourth-degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do. Those skills may have averted a serious situation in the air.   US-Air flight 1447 was on its way from Philadelphia to San Francisco.

Gorman, 51, says she noticed Kinman Chan, 30, early in the flight. "He was looking back at me, waving hi," Gorman said of the man in seat 17-C.  But soon enough, the passenger became aggressive, Gorman says. "He's banging around, screaming in the back bathroom, he's opened all the compartments," the attendant remembers. According to a criminal complaint, Chan walked out of the bathroom with his pants down.  "I said, ‘You need to sit down now’,” Gorman said.

He did not. "He went like that with his elbow," Gorman said, bracing her wrist as she threw an elbow at shoulder height. "Well, what I did, I just put him in an arm lock. To get his other arm, I had to jump up on the seat … He was resisting. He was stiff. At that point, I just put him into a choke hold."

He Messed With the Wrong Flight Attendant | NBC San Diego

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Sledder, 62, Injured When Homemade Rocket Strapped to Back Explodes

In some respects, you'd think someone close to retirement would know better. Then again, if you've been a dumbass all your life, maybe you would strap a homemade rocket to your back to try and sled faster. Who knows?

A 62-year-old sledder looking for a burst of power got it when the homemade rocket strapped to his back exploded, burning him over nearly 20 percent of his body. Oakland County Undersheriff Mike McCabe said the man, whose identity hasn't been released, was hospitalized in stable condition Monday.

The man was hosting a Sunday night sledding party when he filled an automobile muffler with gasoline and gunpowder, strapped it to his back and had it lit, seeking what McCabe called "a rocket-launch effect."

The device blew up as the man headed downhill, causing second-degree burns to his face and right side of his body and possible eye damage.

Sledder, 62, hurt when improvised rocket blows up - Yahoo! News

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Father of the Year? Drunk Dad, 37, Found in Car With Drunk Daughter, 15

There are some things you do want to share with your kids: alcohol is NOT one of them.

A 37-year-old man is in jail after Minneapolis Police found him and his 15-year-old daughter drunk in a church parking lot around 10 p.m. Wednesday night.  Christopher Lee Swickard, of Minneapolis, was spotted inside a running vehicle in the lot with his teenage daughter at the intersection of Nicollet and Franklin.

Police said as they approached, Swickard tried to drive away but officers told him to stop. Inside, they found the two trying to hide an open bottle of vodka.  Police said both were obviously intoxicated. Swickard's blood alcohol content was nearly .40 -- five times the legal limit, according to police. His daughter blew a .10.  Police arrested Swickard and issued an underage drinking citation to his daughter. The girl was also taken to Hennepin County Medical Center.

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New York Teacher Turns 4th Grade Classroom Into Fight Club

For some people, today's classrooms are too clean and well managed for the antics of regular boys. But to turn one into a boxing ring to allow two 4th graders (aged 9 and 10) to settle their difference? That takes a special kind of dumbass to pull that one off.

A Queens teacher turned his classroom into a boxing arena for two feuding students, telling the boys to settle their beef with their fists as their stunned classmates watched the bizarre spectacle, authorities said yesterday.  And to make sure no one found out his twisted teaching technique, the instructor, Joseph Gullotta, 29, allegedly supplied the kids with excuses for the nurse to explain away any injuries.

In one corner was a 10-year-old. His opponent was a year younger. The Post is withholding the kids' names.  Before beginning the match at the impromptu fight club at PS 65 in Ozone Park, Gullotta instructed a girl to close the classroom door. He ordered the rest of his pupils to back up and make way for the battle, Queens DA Richard Brown said.

The two combatants came out swinging and then began wrestling.  During the bout, the older boy's head rammed into the younger one's mouth. The younger boy suffered a cut lip; the older one, a bruised head.  "When two fourth-graders became involved in a verbal dispute, their teacher allegedly told one of the students that he should 'take it out' on another student," Brown said.  "When parents send their children off to school, their teachers have an obligation to provide a safe environment for them."

Teacher was kids' brawl monitor: DA - NYPOST.com

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