Sheriff's Deputy Arrested for Sex With Prisoner While at Hospital

You want to know the worst part of this story? According to some reports we've read, it was the female prisoner who reported the sheriff's deputy for having sex with her while she stayed overnight in the hospital.

Let's hope she wasn't there to be treated for an STD.

A Fairfax County Deputy Sheriff was arrested after an investigation determined he allegedly was engaged in unsuitable contact with a 25-year-old female prisoner. Police detectives determined the 25-year-old female prisoner was admitted as a patient at a local hospital. Sheriff's deputies maintained guard duty over her during her stay. Throughout the night on Monday, March 8, leading into the early morning on March 9, a deputy sheriff and the prisoner allegedly engaged in sexual acts.

Police obtained a warrant, and on Monday, March 22, the Sheriff's Office arrested Deputy James Lee Heinz, 36. He was charged with carnal knowledge of an inmate, a class six felony.

Sheriff's Deputy Charged For Inappropriate Contact With Prisoner

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Teacher Fired for Encouraging Students to Punch 5-Year-Old Boy

An eye for an eye? How about a punch for a punch? Some might agree with that logic, but for a teacher to encourage some of her young students to hit a five-year-old boy who had punched a classmate? Yeah, that'll get you fired, even from a private school.

A private school in Houston says a teacher has been fired for encouraging students to hit a 5-year-old boy who had punched a girl. Robindell Private School Director Chuck Wall says the incident happened during a field trip to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the Houston suburb of Sugar Land last week.  Wall told the Houston Chronicle that the boy "has repeatedly beat up kids" at the school. He also said the teacher was the second one fired in six weeks for allowing another student to hit the boy.  The boy's mother told the newspaper that she has withdrawn her son from the school.

School: Texas teacher told kids to punch student | AP Texas News | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle


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Substitute Teacher Accused of Indecent Exposure, Urinating in Classroom, Not Following Lesson Plan

The details of what exactly substitute teacher Matthew "Nature Boy" Davis did in the classroom at Cesar Chavez High School, but whatever it was, it's resulted in not one, but 15 felony charges, including five for lewd and lascivious behavior.

A substitute teacher was arrested Monday morning in Delano after being investigated for indecent exposure. Delano police were called to Cesar Chavez High School around 10:30 a.m. after there was a reported incident of indecent exposure. The Delano Police Department has arrested 59-year-old Matthew Davis, who is a substitute teacher.

Some students reported seeing Davis urinate in the classroom, though the DPD has also received reports that contradict those allegations as well. Sgt. Jerry Nicholson with the DPD said there was probable cause to arrest Davis, whose bail was set at $650,000 according to the sheriff's booking information.

Substitute Teacher Arrested On Indecent Exposure Charges - Bakersfield News Story - KERO Bakersfield

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HS Teacher, 37, Faces 35 Sex Charges

Only 35? Not 37, to match his age? That would have been such poetic justice, wouldn't it? Okay, well this all involves the teacher and not one, but four underage high school girls.

An Oregon high school teacher and coach is facing 35 sex charges involving four teenage girls.
An Umatilla County grand jury in Pendleton indicted 37-year-old Kevin Mathew Nice on charges that included sodomy, unlawful sexual penetration and sexual abuse.

Police arrested Nice without incident Friday in Union County. He was being held at the Umatilla County Jail in Pendleton.  Prosecutors say Nice had sexual contact with four high school-age girls Nice knew as a teacher and coach at Pilot Rock High School. The incidents alleged in the indictment occurred from September 2007 through November 2009.

Oregon high school teacher faces 35 sex charges - NewsFlash - OregonLive.com

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Dude! Tennessee State Medical Examiner Arrested on Marijuana Charges

From out "What Was He Thinking?" Files:

The Tennessee state medical examiner's career is in jeopardy and some of his biggest cases under scrutiny after Mississippi investigators uncovered a package of marijuana addressed to him and more of the drug in his hotel room.  Mississippi, Tennessee and Metro Nashville suspended contracts for forensic work done by Bruce Levy's two companies after his Tuesday arrest in Ridgeland, Miss., on felony marijuana possession charges. Levy, 49, was due to collect $3.8 million this year from Metro alone through Forensic Medical Management Services.

He posted bond Wednesday and retained Nashville attorney David Raybin, who said his client had no comment.  Defense attorneys who have encountered Levy wonder what the arrest could mean for his past findings. His most recent high-profile ruling was in the death of 12-week-old foster child Cherokeewolf Deidrich. Levy said his death was due to natural causes after doctors at Vanderbilt's children's hospital said Cherokeewolf's injuries weren't accidental.

State medical examiner arrested | tennessean.com | The Tennessean


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Woman Arrested for Attacking Sister With Toilet Lid

Quick, what's the mental picture you got when you first saw the headline? One woman attacking another with a white, horseshoe shaped object, right? When you go to the story, that's exactly what you see: a picture of a toilet SEAT. Now granted, it's not something you want to get any closer to than you have to, but it's no where near as heavy or hard as a porcelain toilet LID, the thing that covers the top of the water tank. That would be more like getting hit with a brick . . . and certainly a lot harder to wield around, if you ask me.

Iowa City Police have arrested a woman who allegedly attacked her sister with the lid of a toilet tank.  Nitasha Johnson of Iowa City was arrested early Sunday. She's charged with domestic abuse assault causing injury and interference with official acts.  According to police, Johnson removed the lid and hit her sister during a fight. Authorities say the sister suffered an injured foot and finger.

Toilet Lid Attack

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Hot Teacher, Amy Victoria Beck, Turns Herself in for Sex With Boy, 14

Well, THAT doesn't happen very often, now does it? A female teacher who's having sex with an underage male student actually goes the cops and confesses to the crimes before she's caught. Maybe America does have a conscious after all? Or maybe someone threatened to turn her in if she didn't either way, this one is a new twist on what is becoming an old story. At right, a picture of Amy Victoria Beck.

A 33-year-old Burbank middle school teacher accused of having sex with a teenage male student over a six-month period last year was charged on Tuesday with unlawful sex with a minor, MyFoxLA.com reported. Amy Victoria Beck, a teacher at David Starr Jordan Middle School, appeared in Burbank Superior Court Wednesday. She did not enter a plea and her arraignment was scheduled for March 25.  Beck has been charged with four counts of unlawful sex with a person under 16 and one count of oral copulation with a person under 16, according to the District Attorney's Office.

She did not make bail and remains in the custody of the Burbank Police Department. If convicted, Beck faces up to seven years in state prison, officials said. "We’re still trying to piece everything together, what happened, where, what kind of sex acts, how many, and how long it’s been going on," Burbank police Sgt. Robert Quesada said, according to The Burbank Leader. "She walked in with her attorney...and said, ‘Hey, I came to surrender for what I did.'"

SOURCE: Calif. Teacher Turns Herself in After Alleged 6-Month Relationship With Student - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News - FOXNews.com

Lindsay Lohan Wants $100 Million for "Milkaholic" Baby Commerical for E-Trade

What's the quote from the movie "Forrest Gump?" Stupid is as stupid does? Maybe that should be changed to "Stupid is as Lindsay does!"

The "Crash and Burn" Lohan Express continues to chug into the station. The latest example? Lindsay is suing the folks at E-Trade (you know the ones with the cute talking baby commercials?) because she has the nerve to think that a recent spot talking about a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay was somehow a shot at her. Even if it was honey (and we doubt it was), your stupid lawsuit will only draw MORE attention to the alleged slam.

Let's hope the judge in this case not only throws the frivolous lawsuit out, but that the hits Lindsay Lohan up for court costs and a fine for being stupid. How would you like to be her lawyer on this case?

On a serious note: The Dumbass Daily can neither confirm nor deny vicious rumors that the lawsuit would have been filed sooner but Ms. Lohan was too drunk and/or drugged up to sign it.

If somehow you missed the original commercial--or would just like to see it again--the video is below.

Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit Monday against financial giant E-Trade for its commercial about a "milkaholic" baby she claims is named for her -- and wants $100 million for pain and suffering, reports the New York Post. The actress filed papers in Nassau County Supreme Court over the 30-second spot that opens with a boy baby apologizing to his girlfriend for not calling the night before. "That milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?" she asks. A lawyer for Lohan says she's a one-name celeb just like Oprah or Madonna, and that the commercial is a "subliminal message."

Reliable Source - Celebrity justice: Lindsay Lohan sues E-Trade over 'milkaholic' in talking baby commercial

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Hot Ballet Teacher Sarah Pirie "Abducts" Male Pupil, 15, and Takes Him to Hotels for Sex

Maybe this is one of those American/Great Britain differences when it comes to word usage, but typically the only ones who get "abducted" multiple times over several months to have sex are the hillbillies who get picked up by UFOs for probing. If you're a 15-year-old boy taking ballet classes and your hot 27-year-old teacher keeps taking you to hotels for sex on the sly, we would hardly consider that an abduction . . . more like a Penthouse Letter.

At right, the only picture we've been able to find so far of Sarah Pirie. If you come across a "better one" please drop us a line at DumbassDaily at GMail.com.

A ballet teacher allegedly abducted a male pupil and had sex with him during a three-month affair.   Sarah Pirie, 27, who has choreographed stage shows across Britain and has appeared in TV soaps Hollyoaks and Waterloo Road, is accused of taking the boy, aged 15, to hotels where she seduced him.

Yesterday Scots-born Pirie, formerly of St Annes, Lancashire, appeared before magistrates in Blackpool in relation to the claims. She faces five charges of intentionally sexually touching the boy, who is training to be a ballet dancer, but cannot be named for legal reasons.

Banker's daughter Pirie, formerly a teacher at a dance school on the Fylde Coast, is alleged to have taken the teenager to hotels in Manchester for sex. She is accused of committing the offences between March and June last year and is also charged with abducting the teenage pupil from Blackpool on one occasion in May.

Female ballet teacher 'abducted teenage pupil and had sex with him' | Mail Online

Thanks to reader Terra for the link!

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Teacher Melinda Dennehy Accused of Sending Naked Pictures, Naughty Texts to Male Student, 15

Here's a tip for all the middle-aged female teachers out there looking to hook-up with the underage high school stud: You send him one naked picture, and you have sent it to every boy (except that geeky freshman no one likes) in the school. EVERYONE! And those naughty texts saying you'd perform a certain sex act on him? Seemed like a good idea when you were sending it, but now it will likely be used against you in court. You ladies--and you know who you are--either need to get a little more tech savy or cougar hunt someone old enough to vote.

The latest teacher to need a good lawyer is one Melinda Dennehy, 41, who used to teach at Londonderry High School near Boston.

A Londonderry high school teacher repeatedly offered to have sex with one of her students and also e-mailed nude photographs of herself that ended up circulating among students at the New Hampshire school, according to police. Melinda Dennehy, 41, is charged with one count of indecent exposure for allegedly e-mailing the nude photograph of herself to a 15-year-old student, according to a police affidavit released today.

Earlier this week, staff at the school learned from students that "an inappropriate picture(s) of a female teacher were being distributed throughout the high school by the students,'' the affidavit says."This picture has been identified by co-workers to be that of Melinda Dennehy.''
Dennehy was placed on paid administrative leave on Wednesday when information about the photographs surfaced, triggering a separate investigation by the school department, said Londonderry School Superintendent Nathan S. Greenberg.  "We will conduct our own investigation and we will take any action deemed warranted by our findings,'' he said.

According to the police affidavit, Dennehy e-mailed four photographs of herself to a student within the past two months. Dennehy also allegedly sent text messages to the same teen. "In some of those messages, Dennehy told (the teenager) that she wanted'' to perform a sex act on him, police said in the affidavit.

N.H. teacher charged with sending nude photos to student - Local News Updates - MetroDesk - The Boston Globe

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Music Teacher Arrested for 4th DUI, Heads Right Back to Class

Ah, your tax dollars at work! Look, we're all for giving people second chances and realizing that everyone slips up once and a while, but your fourth arrest for drunk driving and you're still teaching children? Let's hope the kids aren't caught singing Toby Keith's "I Love This Bar" or Brad Paisley's "Alcohol" in class today. (videos below for your enjoyment.)

A middle school music teacher has been arrested for driving under the influence. The arrest happened on Sunday after a Sarasota deputy was approached by a citizen who was concerned about a man they thought was extremely drunk. The person told the deputy "he was all over the road and going to kill someone."

The deputy found the suspect, Ronald Jodwalis, parked very close to the gas pumps at the BP station, eating what appeared to be a yellow wrapper.  Jodwalis told the deputy that he was very drunk and repeated that he was drunk for about every question he was asked.  The arrest affidavit states that Jodwalis is a music teacher at Venice Middle School.

The deputy noted that the suspect was slurring his words, his eyes were bloodshot and he had trouble standing. The deputy also noted that when he opened the door, he was overcome with a pungent odor of alcohol.

Teacher arrested for DUI for 4th time, back in class today | Tampa Bay, St. Petersburg, Clearwater, Sarasota | WTSP.com 10 Connects

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Boston Cops: Thousands Scammed in Fake Bridal Show

Want to get married in Boston? Keep your hand on your wallet!

Boston police say thousands of brides-to-be and wedding vendors have been scammed by a Web site advertising a fake Boston bridal show.  Police said Monday that a site called "The Boston 411" invites new brides and potential vendors to a non-existent Spring Home and Bridal Show at the Hynes Convention Center this weekend.  Police said about 6,000 individuals and vendors have paid and signed up with the Web site promising elegant wedding displays, demonstrations and samples. The site has now been taken down.

Authorities got wind of the scam after vendors began calling the convention center, asking when they could come in and start working on their exhibits. Wedding photographer Aram Orchanian says he lost nearly $3,000 he paid to attend the show and to produce promotion material for the show.

Police: Fake Boston bridal show signs up thousands - Boston.com


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HS Agriculture Teacher Accused of Improperly Trying to Plant His Seed

We've profiled lots of teachers on this site, accused of having "inappropriate relationships" with students: gym teachers, science teachers, French teachers, math teachers. But today, we report our first arrest of an "agriculture science" teacher at a high school in Texas. Now, don't get us wrong, we're all for harvesting crops from the land and working the fields, but in this case, it appears someone was attempting to plant his seed in a field that wasn't ready for plowing yet. At right, the mug shot of the accused, Ryan Staton Hufford.

A McKinney North High School teacher has resigned after district officials were made aware of an alleged "inappropriate relationship" with a student. McKinney ISD said it learned of the incident involving Ryan Staton Hufford, 28, on Monday, and immediately reported it to McKinney police.

Hufford, resigned during the investigation. He was booked on the second-degree felony charge on Wednesday. Hufford was an agriculture science teacher and advisor to the Future Farmers of America chapter at McKinney North, which has an enrollment of 1,450 students.

McKinney teacher arrested for improper relationship with student | Dallas - Fort Worth News | wfaa.com | Crime

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