Teacher, Boy, 14, Allegedly Had Year Long Affair, Sex 100 Times - Kristen Sullivan

According to the victim in this case, he and the teacher, Kristen Sullivan, had sex more than 100 times over the past year, sometimes at school, sometimes inside her Honda. We're pretty sure that voids the warranty.

A Broward school district teacher is accused of carrying on a sexual relationship with one of her students for close to a year.  Kristen Sullivan, 25, of Plantation, is charged with two counts of sexual battery and one count of lewd and lascivious battery, according to Lauderhill police.  Police say Sullivan had a relationship with a 14-year-old boy between May 2009 and April 2010. They met during a sign up for a boxing program, police said.

Sullivan later had the boy transferred into her computer class at Lauderhill Middle School. They would meet at various locations to have sex, according to police, including a school storage room, her home and inside her car.  The boy later told investigators that he believed they had intercourse about 100 times.

The boy's mother thought something was wrong. Yet when she asked Sullivan about it, she denied being involved with her son, police said. But the boy later confided to a new girlfriend about the relationship. The girlfriend told his mother, who then went to police.  On Sunday, the pair had sex, the boy told police. On Monday, police had monitored a call between Sullivan and the boy discussing their sexual relationship, according to an arrest affidavit.

SOURCE: Former middle school teacher accused of sexual relationship with student - Broward Breaking News - MiamiHerald.com
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Man Goes Without Sex for Three Weeks, Breaks Into Home to "Get Some"

The good news? He wanted to "get some" from his wife. The bad news? The couple had be separated for four days and he removed a window air conditioner to get into the room where she was staying with another family to get away from his ass.

A 24-year-old intoxicated man forced his way into a house where his wife was staying and told her he was there to "get some," according to his Crestview Police Department arrest report.  The couple had been separated for four days. He removed an air conditioning unit and climbed through the window.
His wife was afraid of him due to his state of intoxication and dialed 911, the report said.
When police arrived, the defendant walked away from them and refused to provide identification. He was put in handcuffs. After being cuffed, he told the officer that he "has not gotten any in three weeks and he was going to get some."

SOURCE: Husband forces way into house to 'get some' | told, house, way - News - Northwest Florida Daily News

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Man Arrested for Having Fake Police Car, Fake Police Dog, No Life

We suppose if you're going to go to the lengths this guy did to impersonate a California Highway Patrolman (CHiP) then you might as well go all the way. And by all the way, we mean painting your car to look like a cop car (including lights) and putting a German Shepard in the back seat! No word if this loser also installed a dash-cam, but we wouldn't be surprised. He might have video of his ass being pulled over by real cops.

Tehama County Sheriff's deputies arrest a Washington man after they find him driving a car designed to look like a CHP cruiser. They say Timothy Portillo was driving a Ford Crown Victoria painted like a police car, complete with stickers and a light strip. Deputies reportedly found a billy-club inside the car and a high capacity clip inside his motel room. He also had a german shepard in his car, similar to other police dogs.

SOURCE: CHP impersonator arrested - CBS 12 Action News
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Stay Off the Sidewalks! Heather Locklear is Driving Again

Hasn't Heather Locklear suffered enough lately? Didn't she date David Spade for a while? Isn't that sorta like going to jail? Well, she may be headed to the slammer for real after cops say she ran over a street sign and then took off in something the police like to call "hit and run." Usually not a big deal, but Locklear is already out probation for a 2008 DUI arrest. Oops.

Actress Heather Locklear could be tossed behind bars after allegedly bowling over a street sign in her BMW and then bolting, a prosecutor said Wednesday. Locklear's Ventura County case is a misdemeanor, but the "Melrose Place" star is already on probation for pleading no contest to reckless driving in 2008 following her DUI arrest in Santa Barbara.  "If it's found she's in violation of her probation, she could be facing a maximum of 90 days in custody," Santa Barbara Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter said.

Locklear is due in Ventura County court May 17. Santa Barbara officials said they'll likely wait to take action until the current hit-and-run case is resolved.

SOURCE: 'Melrose Place' actress Heather Locklear may spend time in jail after hit and run
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Fake IRS Email Claims "Child Benefit"

Have you received one of these emails? It's getting a lot of hits over at one of our sister sites, The Spam Email Graveyard.

It claims to be from the IRS, is offering some kind of "child benefit" (what the hell is that?) and then asks you to grab the attachment and fill it out and return it to them. We're not getting the emails directly and wouldn't open the attachment even if we did, but was wondering if anyone has fallen for this scam and can tell us what it's about?

Man Arrested for DUI on Go-Kart, Blows .22% BAC

Not surprisingly, this guy's license had been suspended so he knew he couldn't drive a car, so the next best thing? A go-kart, of course. But, much like our drunken friends who try to make it to the bar on riding lawnmowers or golf carts (occasionally even a horse) he found out you can still be arrested for DWI, regardless of the size or shape of your transportation. Bonus: While the cops were arresting this guy, a second drunk driver ran into them! (Thanks to reader Daniel C. for the link!)

A Lewiston man who was leaving a bar on Center Street driving a go-kart was charged with felony driving while intoxicated Sunday. And while police were arresting him, a second man almost ran into officers and the go-kart and also was charged with DWI. Ronald E. Voit, 22, of Fuller Street had driven to the Pub Bar and Restaurant in a go-kart because his license had been revoked for a previous DWI conviction. He was seen driving the go-kart near the bar just after 2 a.m.

He was pulled over by Lewiston Police Officer Scott Stafford at Eighth and Onondaga streets and was found to have a blood alcohol of .22 percent -- nearly three times the legal limit -- police said. He was charged with DWI for operating above 0.18 percent, felony DWI for a previous conviction, aggravated unlicensed operation, operating an uninsured motor vehicle on a highway and a number of vehicle and traffic violations.

SOURCE: Go-kart driver charged with DWI : Latest Local News : The Buffalo News

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Pot Heads Celebrate 4/20 by Tunneling Into Medical Marijuana Shop

How badly would you need to toke up to tunnel your way into a place that sells weed for "medical purposes?" I mean, just imagine the brain power (or lack there of) to come up with this plan and actually execute it to the point that these stoners made it into the facility and not the taxidermy place next door? Then again, maybe they didn't plan on tunneling into the pot place (tunneling was just something to do when they were bored) and that was just a happy surprise. "Dude, you won't believe what I found!"

Four Orange County men have been arrested after they were accused of tunneling their way into a medical marijuana dispensary. Jim Amormino, a spokesman for the Orange County Sheriff's Department, says three men wearing ski masks and gloves were seen running away from the pot clinic early Sunday. Authorities say the men broke into a business next door, then cut a hole in a wall to get inside. An alarm was triggered and the men were arrested, along with a fourth suspected to be the getaway driver.

SOURCE: 4 arrested in Orange County pot clinic break-in - San Jose Mercury News
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Man: I Was Speeding Through Town to Entertain the Children in the Car

You know what else I hear the kid's like? Trips to the emergency room after horrific car accidents.

Possible charges could be coming for a 21-year-old driver who told police Sunday he had sped through town to entertain children in the car, according to Bremerton police reports. A sergeant heard a revving engine on Seventh Street Sunday evening. He watched the car go past him heading west toward Warren Avenue at what he estimated was about 60 mph in a 25 mph zone. The sergeant caught up to the car when it stopped for the stop sign at Warren Avenue. The man told the sergeant he had driven that way to entertain the children, then lamented that it was poor judgment.

SOURCE: Bremerton Driver Said he Sped to Entertain Children » Kitsap Sun

Stephanie Ragusa Update: Teacher Pleads Guilty to Sex With Teens

You all remember middle school teacher Stephanie Ragusa, don't you? She was, arrested multiple times for sex with underage males, who always seemed to be smiling in her mug shots. Well, Stephanie's not smiling any more after accepting a plea deal that could see her going to prison for ten long years. At right, a compilation of Ragusa's many mug shots. She does seem to enjoy her work!

There will be no trial in the case of a Tampa middle school teacher accused of having sex with two of her students.  31-year-old Stephanie Ragusa pleaded guilty to all three counts against her in court today. It is an open plea deal, with a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison and 10 years probation with credit of time served. More: WTSP Coverage on Stephanie Ragusa

When she first walked into the courtroom this morning, she hid under her long hair and turned away from cameras. This is unlike her previous courtroom behavior, where she has been seen smiling.  "You can imagine being set for trial and either going to trial or accepting a plea agreement, there's a great deal of anxiety, stress and pressure. There's a lot of very important decisions to make and so I think that's something that affects anyone's emotions," said her defense attorney Robert Herce.  After working out the plea deal, Ragusa turned back several times toward her father and smiled shyly back at him.

Florida Teacher Pleads Guilty to Sex with Students wltx.com | Columbia, SC News, Weather and Sports |

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Second-Grade Teacher Arrested for Shaking Weiner at Cop

Word to the wise: when frequenting a highway rest stop, best to keep your manhood in your pants, even if you really, really, really need to uh, "let off some steam."

A second-grade public school teacher was arrested today after he allegedly exposed himself to a state detective at a rest stop on the Garden State Parkway, State Police said.  John Socrates, 47, of Point Pleasant, a teacher at Howard C. Johnson Elementary School in Jackson Township, Ocean County, is charged with masturbating in a public area near the men's rest room at the Monmouth Service Area in Wall Township, said State Police Detective Brian Polite. Police came upon Socrates around 9 a.m. this morning during a routine surveillance of the service area.

Jackson Township elementary teacher arrested for public lewdness at rest stop | - NJ.com

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UK Woman Banned From Every Bar in Country For Two Years

Can I buy you a drink? Laura Hill won't be hearing that question for two years after a British judge handed down that country's first bar ban. Apparently (and the article doesn't go into details) Ms. Hill, 20, has trouble handling her alcohol and the only way to keep her sober is to keep her out of the bars.

Laura Hall (pictured) was told by a court yesterday not to enter a pub, bar, club or off-licence for two years.  The drinking banning order also states that she cannot buy alcohol or drink in any public place.  Police applied to magistrates for the order because of the number of drink-related offences that Hall had been involved in.

She had already been banned from pubs and clubs in her home town of Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, under the PubWatch scheme. ‘This is the first [drinking banning order] issued on a nationwide basis,’ said Sgt David Roberts, of Bromsgrove police.

‘We chose to use this new legislation as a way of helping address Laura’s offending behaviour. We very much hope that, rather than seeing it as a punishment, she will use it as an opportunity to get her life back on track.’  Hall must also go on an alcohol misuse course as part of the order handed out by Kidderminster magistrates.  It could be lifted after a year if she completes the course and has not breached any of its conditions.

Laura Hall given drinking banning order across England and Wales | Metro.co.uk

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Canadian Rides Motorcycle 3000 Miles for Sex With California Girl, 17

What's wrong with you, eh? No girls in Canada willing to put out for a guy in uniform? What's wrong with your mayonnaise on french fries eating country? On the other hand, wouldn't that make a great ending to a road movie: ride 3000 miles across the US through all sorts of bad weather, running out of money, fighting off tigers (go with it) only to end up at her door and get your ass arrested?  I see that kid from the Twilight movie (no, not vampire sissy, wolf boy) as the lead and Miley Cyrus as the bimbo--I mean young girl--at the the other end. Gold!

Anyone wanna pay me for the spec script?

A Canadian military man who police say rode his motorcycle about 3,000 miles to have sex with a 17-year-old Gilroy girl was arrested Sunday night when he showed up at her home.  Michael DeBruyn, 24, a member of the Canadian Armed Forces, was arrested at about 7:15 p.m. after the girl's parents called police, according to Gilroy police Sgt. Wes Stanford. DeBruyn, who lives in Wallaceburg, Ontario and was on military leave, had been exchanging sexually graphic text messages and photos with the girl for the past two months, according to police.

DeBruyn was arrested for suspicion of sending or possession of obscene matter depicting minors, contact of minor with intent to commit sexual offense and annoying and/or molesting a child under 18, according to police. DeBruyn was also found to be in possession of child pornography, according to police.

Gilroy police: Canadian military man rode 3,000 miles to have sex with teen girl - San Jose Mercury News

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Male Teacher Accused of Showing Nude Photos of Himself to Female Student

And the fact that he did it on a school computer, probably doesn't help.

A teacher at an Oklahoma City alternative high school has been accused of showing nude photos of himself to a student there, police reported. Derrick Sumral, 30, was suspended with pay March 22 from the public school and arrested March 30 on an indecent exposure complaint because of the accusation. He was released after eight hours in the Oklahoma County jail. He has not been charged.  Sumral is a computer education teacher at Emerson High School in Oklahoma City.

The student said he showed her 10 to 12 posed nude photos on his school computer when she went to his classroom to use a computer, police reported.  The student, who is 19 or 20, said Sumral earlier sent her inappropriate text messages on her cell phone and had popped the elastic of her panties during computer classes.

Oklahoma City teacher suspended over photos | NewsOK.com

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Colorado Judge Fired for Issuing Warrant for . . . Overdue DVD?

If you're sloppy about returning your DVDs to the library, stay away from Littleton, Colorado where the local judge takes no crap for you scofflaws. And wipe that smirk off your face, young man, or I'll wipe it off for you!

A judge was fired on Tuesday night after issuing an arrest warrant to a teen for an overdue library DVD.  After the Littleton City Council voted to fire longtime Municipal Judge James Kimmel, 9NEWS spoke exclusively with Kimmel.  At Tuesday's city council meeting, members said they had lost confidence in Kimmel's ability to serve as a municipal court judge.

In a unanimous vote, the council voted to remove him from the bench. They say it was in part because he issued an arrest warrant to a teen for an overdue library DVD.  Kimmel told 9NEWS he does not regret issuing the warrant because the city loses thousands of dollars a year in unreturned library materials.

"I think that if people understand their ramifications for not returning materials, they will return them, and I was trying to keep the city from having further losses," Kimmel said.  Library records show the teen actually returned the DVD before the summons was delivered.

Kimmel says he did not know that.  "It [the library records] should've been on my desk and it wasn't," he said.  The city council says the DVD case is not the only cause for his termination.

9NEWS.com | Colorado's Online News Leader | Littleton fires judge who issued arrest warrant for overdue DVD

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Man Shows Up at Wrong House for Craigslist Group Sex Ad, Assaults Teen - Richard Zeh

Richard Zeh, 29, of Newington, CT might just be the leader in the clubhouse for our 2010 Dumbass of the Year. This, after he responded to a fake Craigslist ad about a soccer mom who reportedly wanted to have sex with as many men as possible. Wait, no, there's more. Zeh went to the wrong address and argued with the 18-year-old girl who answered the door as to whether it was the correct address or not for the group sex with a soccer mom. (You'd think she'd know.) Then Zeh left, went to the "correct address" (the family there was the victim of a prank) and was turned away there. So, what does this genius do? He allegedly returns to the first house and gropes the girl.

Yeah, he was arrested and will prove to be difficult to beat in the the 2010 Dumbass of the Year competition.

Police say that Zeh arrived at the young woman's house, and she repeatedly insisted that he had the wrong address and asked the him to leave immediately.  Lt. Stephen Estes, of the West Hartford Police Department, said, "She was like, 'You got the wrong place. This is not where the Craigslist ad applies.'"  "Well now," said Lt. Estes, "he thinks she is playing hard to get, so this sort of ups his tempo. So he said, 'Well this ad said this was the address.' And she said, 'No, you got the wrong place. Get out of my house.'"

Zeh finally retreated, say cops, but was not going to let a mistaken address deter him from his group sex quest. He then allegedly headed to the "correct" address located in the south end of West Hartford, according to WFSB. When Zeh arrived on their doorstep, the family at this home was not at all shocked to see him...but not for the reason Zeh had probably been hoping.

The West Hartford family - this is house #2, remember - said that someone posted an ad on Craigslist claiming that a soccer mom at the family's address wanted to have sex with as many men as possible. Within two hours of the ad going up on Craigslist, the family had already turned away twelve other men, says WFSB. So, they didn't want Zeh, either.  After being turned away a second time, did Zeh give up? Police say he returned to the first address, and sexually assaulted the 18-year-old female there.

Group Sex Ad on Craigslist Too Good to be True, Man Arrested - Crimesider - CBS News

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Mother of the Year Arrested for Driving High, Wrecklessly, With Baby on Board

What fond memories this kid will have some day! Mom, taking her for a Sunday drive in the car (while high, allegedly) driving through three "road closed" signs, crashing into a mountain of gravel before abandoning her.  I get all choked up just thinking about it. At right, Maggie Noelle Reisig's mug shot photo.

Maggie Noelle Reisig, 21, appeared by video from the county jail on a felony charge of criminal endangerment and misdemeanor counts of DUI, drug possession and possession of drug paraphernalia. Judge Pro Tem Brandon Hartford set bond at $25,000 and ordered Reisig to appear Thursday for arraignment in District Court.

According to court records, Reisig was arrested Saturday after officers were called at 11:40 p.m. to a one-vehicle crash in a closed portion of Grand Avenue between Zimmerman Trail and Shiloh Road. A state trooper said he had to drive around three road closed signs to reach the crashed car, which was sitting on top of a gravel mound. The trooper determined the car had struck a gravel embankment and vaulted about 30 feet before landing on the mound.

Reisig was found at a nearby house and told the trooper she had become lost while looking for a friend’s house. The woman’s 5-month-old baby was in the car at the time of the crash but was not injured.

Pot-smoking driver charged after wreck


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Rep. Hank Johnson Fears Guam Might "Capsize" if US Adds 5000 Marines to Island

You have to give a lot of credit to that General for not laughing at Congressman Johnson's suggestion.

DumbassDaily Update: "Horndog High" Teachers to Be Charged With Misconduct

Remember the two female teachers caught having sex by a janitor doing a school assembly?  Well it sounds like the school system is going ahead with charging them misconduct.

The "Horndog High" teachers might want to dust off their résumés.  The city Education Department is gearing up to charge the two Brooklyn romance language teachers with misconduct, four months after the Daily News reported they were busted naked together in an empty classroom.

Married Spanish instructor Alini Brito, 30, and French teacher Cindy Mauro, 34, were yanked from James Madison High School last November after a janitor barged in on them and reported the apparent tryst.  Department of Education officials said Tuesday that an investigation into the tenured pair substantiated the allegations, setting them up to be punished.

"They face disciplinary action," spokeswoman Margie Feinberg said, but would not provide any further details about the incident.  The steamy Nov. 20 incident took place while the rest of the school was in a talent show in the auditorium.  It sent shock waves through the Midwood high school, which was dubbed "Horndog High."

'Horndog High' teachers Alini Brito, Cindy Mauro to be charged for alleged lesbian tryst

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Female Teacher, Virginia Ann Homberg, 45, Charged for Sex With Boy, 14 for Two Years

According to cops, this wasn't just a one time affair: they say that Virginia Ann Homberg, 45, had an inappropriate relationship with a teen-aged boy starting more than two years ago when the kid was only 14.

A former Garden City High School teacher has been charged with having sexual contact with one of her male students.  Virginia Ann Homberg, 45 of Saline was arraigned Monday afternoon before 21st District Court Judge Richard Hammer Jr. on two counts of criminal sexual conduct – first degree, a felony punishable by up to life in prison; two counts of criminal sexual conduct – third degree, a felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison, and distributing sexually explicit visual material to a minor, a felony punishable by up to 2 years in prison.

According to the Wayne County Prosecutor's Office, Homberg is charged with having sexual contact and sending sexually explicit pictures to the student. The conduct took place at the school and at the victim’s home on several occasions from December 2007 through February 2010.

Ex-Garden City teacher charged with sexually assaulting student | hometownlife.com | the Observer & Eccentric Newspapers and Hometown Weeklies

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NY Couple Busted in Pudding Scam: Ripped Store Off for $14,00

This is either a brilliant scam or the stupidest thing that we've ever heard of. Somehow, we wonder if Bill Cosby and his pudding pops had anything to do with this?

The proof was in the pudding.  An elderly Long Island husband and wife were busted yesterday for tampering with boxes of Jell-O pudding -- replacing the contents with sand and salt and then returning them to stores for the $1.40-a-pop refund, officials said.

Alexander Clement, 68, and his wife, Christine Clement, 64, of East Northport disposed of the evidence afterward -- by cooking up and eating the contents of the boxes they had emptied, authorities said.  Their puddings of choice? Pistachio and butterscotch.

Police said the couple struck four stores a total of five times. Christine would buy about 10 boxes each time. Her hubby was the driver.  When the pair got home, she allegedly would empty the boxes' contents and replace them with plastic sandwich bags filled with the sand and salt.

After resealing the boxes, her husband would drive her back to the stores, where she would return them for a refund, police said.  The scheme fell apart after a customer who bought one of the resealed boxes complained. Police traced the boxes back to the Clements.

Elderly Long Island couple arrested for tampering with Jell-O pudding - NYPOST.com

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Drunk Man Arrested for Trying to "Revive" Dead Road Kill Oppossum

You thought you were drunk the last time you partied? You got nothing on this guy.

A man has been arrested after police discovered him drunk on the side of a highway, allegedly attempted to ‘revive’ a dead opossum that had been hit by a car.  Police say 55-year-old Donald Wolfe was desperately trying to save the very dead creature after a long night of drinking.  It was not clear whether or not he had been driving intoxicated and hit the opossum, or how it was he was attempting to resurrect it, but there were several witnesses.

Man Arrested After Drunken Attempt To Revive Roadkill | ChattahBox News Blog

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