Thursday, July 08, 2010

Teacher Accused of Sex With Boy More Than 100 Times May Also Have Cost Kid Spot on National Honor Society

Former Michigan teacher Marcie L. Rousseau has gained national fame for allegedly having a two year relationship with a male student starting when he was sixteen. According to some reports the pair "got it on" more than 100 times. But now comes word that another student may have had his application to the National Honor Society sidetracked by Rousseau because she thought he knew of her affair.

Not exactly the best example of bribing a kid we've ever heard of, but then again we don't have our teaching certificates, so what do we know? Here's more on the story from MLive.com:
Saginaw County Prosecutor Michael D. Thomas said authorities aren’t done investigating a former Freeland High School teacher charged with 29 sex crimes against a male student.  Marcie L. Rousseau, 33, of 10065 Shane in Thomas Township, faces 21 counts in Saginaw County and eight counts in Midland County.

“There’s only one (alleged victim) right now, but the investigation is ongoing, and I can’t really talk about the facts of the case,” Thomas said. “We’re still talking with witnesses, and we’ll continue to do that. We’ll call other students to testify at (Rousseau’s) preliminary examination.”

The teacher is accused of engaging in sex acts with the student from May 2009 through February. The student was between 16 and 18 at the time, Midland County District Court documents show.

“This particular defendant has been charged with violating the law because she engaged in these acts with a 16-year-old boy, and later he turned 17, but if you’re 18, this particular law doesn’t apply in those circumstances,” Thomas said.  “That’s something I’m going to look at, with our legislative branch of state government, to try to close that loophole.”  Rousseau, meanwhile, “seems very remorseful” about the accusations, said Bruce A. Goetz, a bail-bond agency worker representing her.
Prosecutor says he's not done investigating former Freeland teacher charged with 29 sex crimes | MLive.com

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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Mother of the Year Finalist Takes Cops on High Speed Chase With Daughter in Car

What's worse than having your mom arrested for stealing purses from other women at the store? Having to sit in the back seat while she tries to elude the cops during a high speed chase.
A 36-year-old woman is due in court to answer charges she stole purses from customers at stores in Salem, N.H., and then led police on a vehicle chase with her 12-year-old daughter in the car.  Police say Maria Molina, of Lawrence, Mass., stole purses from customers from at least three stores by grabbing the purses from shopping carts when the owners would look away.

On Saturday police spotted a car driven by a woman who matched the description of the suspect.  Molina apparently refused to stop and hit a car and a telephone pole while fleeing police.
Cops: Woman leads police on chase, steals purses with 12-year-old daughter

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Friday, July 02, 2010

Female Teacher Caught Having Sex With Boy, 14, In SUV at Side of the Road

A word to all you horny female teachers who want to get it on with your studly male students in a parked car on a deserted highway at night: try not to drive your SUV into an area that the cops already have staked out. They will likely be able to watch you having sex--even at night--while wearing their night vision goggles! At that point, after they've been watching for a "reasonable period of time," they will likely arrest you.

At right, the mug shot of one Andrea Martinez, 26, a schoolteacher with the Stanfield Elementary School District in Arizona.
On Wednesday at 10:40 p.m. law enforcement officers from several agencies were working a detail in the area of Highway 84 and White and Parker Road in Stanfield. A white SUV pulled off of the roadway near where officers from the Gila River Police Department were working.  Using night vision goggles from a distance, the officers observed two individuals in the vehicle appearing to have consensual sexual intercourse. Prior to the officers making contact, the male and female got out of the vehicle and began to argue.

The officers later learned that the male subject was only 14 years old, and the female was identified as 26-year-old Andrea Martinez, a schoolteacher with the Stanfield Elementary School District and a former teacher of the victim.
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Dumbass of the Week: Woman Arrested for Shoplifting Says She's Freelance News Reporter

Why, that's the oldest scam in the books, isn't it? Get caught on camera at Sears (Sears, does anyone even shop there anymore much less shoplift?) and then tell the cops you are a "freelance reporter" and that you're working on some kind of story? Wow, that takes some guts to even get those words out. The lady who tried to pull this off is actually a traffic reporter in Hartford, CT. Apparently the station where she works doesn't pay very well.
Police have released security videos that show a WTNH-TV traffic reporter looking at jewelry and clothing inside a Sears store shortly before she walked out without paying for $105 in merchandise, police said.  Desiree Fontaine, 33, was charged with sixth-degree larceny on June 19. Fontaine told police she was a "freelance news reporter, and she was doing something on the side," according to a police report.

The video shows a person police identified as Fontaine walking into a fitting room with merchandise she picked up inside the store.  Police said Fontaine took a $40 bottle of cologne, two gold earrings worth $3.99 each and $15 necklace from the jewelry department and went into the fitting room.

Fontaine left the fitting room without the merchandise, and when store security checked the fitting room, they found the price tags for the jewelry, the police report states.

WTNH Reporter Desiree Fontaine Seen On Security Video, Police Say - Courant.com


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Thursday, July 01, 2010

Former Religion Teacher Pleads Guilty to Charges of Sex With Teen, Gets 15 Years

This guy gets 15 years for sex with a 14-year-old? Something seems odd about that, but let's move on with the story for now.

According to police, this guy and his wife invited a 14-year-old girl to move in with them while her mother recovered from surgery. Within two weeks the wife asked the girl to leave, but when she did, the husband went with her and moved in with the girl and her mother! How did this middle-aged man get such a young girl to sleep with him? He bought her a ring, of course, and told her that the two of them were "married." That works on kids these days, right?

Well, apparently the authorities didn't see it as a legal marriage and so Mr. Salvatore Magro will be spending 15 years behind bars for having sex three times with an underage girl.
A 51-year-old former religion teacher admitted Tuesday he had sex with a 14-year-old girl, crimes that could send Salvatore Magro to prison for 15 years. Magro pleaded guilty to three counts of unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in exchange for prosecutors dropping three additional charges.

Magro and his wife took the then-14-year-old girl into their home last year after her mother was having trouble with her following surgery. Two weeks later, the wife told the teen to leave.

She returned home -- and Salvatore Magro went with her, convincing the teen’s mother to let him move in with them in their Delhi Township home until he found an apartment. The mother said she didn’t know her teen daughter was having sex with Magro.  Magro, who bought the girl a gold ring and told her they were married, admitted he had intercourse with the teen three times – April 9, May 9 and May 10 when the child was 15. Prosecutors said he had sex with her three other times when she was 14, but they dropped those charges as part of the plea deal.

After his arrest, Magro was freed under the condition he stay away from the teen. Hours later, though, he sent her e-mails asking her to run away with him and was arrested again.
Former Delhi Township religion teacher admits sex crimes | cincinnati.com | Cincinnati.Com

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Drunk Michigan Couple Arrested for Pushing Toddlers Around in Stroller With Booze, Bayonet Inside

You can just see this guy's wife right now, can't you? Yelling at him for ruining a perfectly good evening of drinking, stealing, and pushing the kids around in their strollers by bringing along his bayonet. Couldn't leave it at home for 10 minutes, could you dumbass? And now, everything's ruined because of you!

Don't you just hate it when the little woman is right?
Ypsilanti police arrested a drunken couple early this morning after they were pushing a baby stroller with two young boys, open containers of alcohol and a bayonet inside, a police news release said.  According to the release, officers responded to the 500 block of Perry Street about 1:30 a.m. after the woman attempted to grab a bicycle off someone's porch.

Security guards had been watching the couple and detained the woman, the release said. Officers found the woman's sons, ages 1 and 4, in the stroller - along with the open containers and a "double-edged bayonet," the release said.

Police said both were highly intoxicated and a "long way" from their residence.  The 30-year-old woman and 52-year-old man, both from Ypsilanti Township, were taken into custody. The children were turned over to a relative who lives nearby, the release said.
Drunken couple arrested after bayonet found in baby stroller in Ypsilanti - AnnArbor.com

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

High School Student Arrested for Lighting Girl's Hair on Fire in Class

Wonder if her mother told her this is how boys (aka idiots) tell you they like you? Let's hope he doesn't ask her to marry him! She might not survive that!

The good news (if there is any) in this case is that the victim didn't need any medical attention, but she was taken by ambulance to a nearby hair salon where they were able to do an emergency weave.
An East Valley High School student has been arrested for allegedly igniting the hair of a female student while the two were seated in class.  The 17-year-old student was booked into the Spokane County Juvenile Detention center for investigation of second-degree assault.
Sheriff's deputies were called to the Spokane Valley school shortly after 10:30 a.m. Tuesday. They were told the 16-year-old victim was sitting in front of the suspect in math class when she noticed a weird smell and realized her hair was burning.
HS Student arrested for igniting hair

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Married Woman, Caught Having Sex in Park, Now Charged With Adultery - Suzanne Corona

The cops apparently couldn't come up with anything better when they found Suzanne Corona having sex in a public park with a man who was NOT her husband, so they slapped her with a charge of adultery.

The punishment for that outdated crime? We think they still burn you at the stake, but our lawyers are looking into that. At right, Suzanne Corona's mug shot picture. Below, a video of her trying to make this whole thing sound any worse than it is. Lady, when you're in a hole, stop digging!
Suzanne Corona has been slapped with a rarely invoked charge of adultery after being caught in a public park in upstate New York with a half naked man who was not her husband - an act that would make even Hester Prynne blush.

Corona is also charged, along with her paramour Justin Amend, with public lewdness, but it's the adultery charge that has garnered her national attention.  If found guilty she would be one of only 5 people in the state to be convicted of adulteryout of a grand total of 13 who have been charged since 1972.

In court Wednesday Corona was supported by her husband Joseph as the judge read the charges and she pleaded not guilty. Her alleged partner in lewdness, Amend, also pleaded not guilty.  After the hearing Corona spoke to reporters and downplayed the incident saying "his genitals were exposed perhaps by the zipper, but that's it."
Suzanne Corona: Public Sex Turns into Rare Adultery Charge - Crimesider - CBS News



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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Female Teacher Arrested on Sex & Booze Charges Related to Relationship w. Boy, 17 - Tanya Thienngern

Another day, another middle aged teacher arrested for sex with an underage boy.
Tanya Thienngern, 37, surrendered to police a day after an arrest warrant was issued. Since May 10, Watsonville police have been investigating claims that she was involved in a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old male student.

Thienngern denies she had a sexual relationship with the student, her Monterey-based attorney Joe Cisneros said. She was booked in Santa Cruz County Jail and released Wednesday on $25,000 bail. A court date was set for June 23.

Police Sgt. Saul Gonzalez said there is a "strong possibility" that Thienngern, an Aptos resident and English teacher, had sexual contact with and provided alcohol to other students, both on and off campus. But the arrest was based on allegations involving one student.

Police said she was arrested on suspicion of two counts of unlawful sexual intercourse, both incidents with the same student; three counts of contributing to the delinquency of minors; one count of endangering the person or health of a minor; and one count of degrading, immoral or vicious practices of drunkenness in the presence of children, police said.

Pajaro Valley teacher arrested in sex-with-student case | thecalifornian.com | The Salinas Californian


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