Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Male Flight Attendant Steven Slater Has "Bad Day" Curses on PA System, Grabs Beers, Activates Slide to Make Escape

 UPDATE, FRIDAY, AUGUST 13: Video of Steven Slater's Slide! - TMZ says this video footage of Slater's slide to freedom was obtained by the folks at WNBC in New York and was captured by surveillance cameras at JFK airport on Monday. Enjoy!

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UPDATE: Several readers have written in to suggest how much Steven Slater looks like a scene stealer in the movie "Airplane." We did a little research and found a picture of Johnny, played by Steven Stucker. At right, a picture of Johnny. Below, Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater. Hmmm.


You have to wonder how long Jet Blue flight attendant Steven "You've Hit My Last Nerve!" Slater had been thinking about this one. If it just happened on the spur of the moment, he's got quite the flare for the dramatic. We think he probably fantasized about this one for a while though. Here's the basics of the story: Stevie was working on a Jet Blue flight from Pittsburgh to JFK in New York and the plane was landing when a female passenger got up WAY too early to get her bag from the overhead compartment. (You know the type,) When Slater approached the passenger she cursed him out and somehow struck him in the head with a bag. When she refused to apologize, he got on the plane's PA system and cursed out everyone, then grabbed some beers and his luggage, opened the door and activated the emergency slide which he jumped on and used to scoot of the plane and into the terminal. Authorities did catch up to him, but that's one flight those passengers will never forget!

Here's more from NBC New York (video clip from PIX 11 below):
A flight attendant ran out of patience on a plane that just landed at JFK on Monday afternoon, so he allegedly cursed a blue streak over the p.a. system, grabbed some beers, pulled the emergency chute, slid down and ran from the plane, sources said.

Jet Blue employee Steven Slater, 38, was working on Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh to Kennedy Airport, which landed at around 12 p.m., when he got into a verbal altercation with a passenger, law-enforcement sources said.  Following a heated exchange, the flight attendant told off the entire plane on the public address system, activated an emergency chute near the back of the plane and jumped down the evacuation slide and ran for it.

The argument began when one of the 100 passengers on the flight, got up early to get her luggage from an overhead compartment, according to sources. Slater told the passenger to sit back down -- but, as he approached, the woman continued to pull her belongings down and struck him in the head with her bag, authorities said.

Slater asked for an apology but the woman cursed him out, saying in effect "go f--k yourself" and calling him a "mo-fo," according to law enforcement sources who are still sorting out the specifics. Then Slater got on the flight's announcement system and allegedly cursed out everyone on the plane -- especially the person who mouthed off to him, according to law enforcement sources.

When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute and slid off the Embraer 190 plane. According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge.  After getting down the slide, Slater took off into the terminal, law-enforcement sources said.

The steward was "having a bad day," sources said.
Airline Steward at JFK Pulls Emergency Chute, Flies Coop | NBC New York



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Thursday, August 05, 2010

Woman Arrested After Fight With Underage Boyfriend

If you're going to start dating a boy 12 years younger than you, then move into his mom's house, don't stay out late with his teenaged sister. If you do, he might start a domestic incident that would land your ass in jail when the cops find out you're dating a minor.

Dumbass.
During an investigation into a domestic disturbance, authorities arrested a 29-year-old woman after they learned she had been having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old boy for the past year, San Bernardino County Sheriff’s officials said.

Kimberly Turpin of Victorville was booked for unlawful sex with a minor and spousal battery late Monday night.  Deputies James Marshall and Gary Scheidemantle responded to a domestic dispute call at a home in the 12900 block of Fourth Street at about 11:30 p.m.

When they arrived they learned the 17-year-old had become upset when he learned Turpin and his teenage sister had been out later than he expected.  “He started throwing his girlfriend and sister’s stuff out of the house,” Karen Hunt, spokeswoman for the Victorville station, said.  As the deputies continued to investigate the battery they discovered the boyfriend was a minor and that the two had been living together at the teen’s mother’s house since he was 16, Hunt said.
Woman arrested after trouble with her teen boyfriend | woman, arrested, boyfriend - Local News - Victorville Daily Press

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Rudy Giuliani's Daughter Arrested for Allegedly Shoplifting Cosmetics

Is this a cry for attention or just stupidity? With $100 worth of cosmetics in your purse, it could go either way for Ms. Giuliani, couldn't it?

Guess we'll have to wait until the National Enquirer gets a hold of it to find out for sure.
Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani's daughter was arrested for allegedly shoplifting Wednesday at a Manhattan beauty store.  Caroline Giuliani, 20, a student at Harvard University who lives in N.Y.C. with her mother, was arrested at a Sephora shop on the Upper East Side after allegedly stealing makeup, the New York Post first reported.

NYPD Detective Martin Speechley tells PEOPLE that Caroline is expected to be charged with "petit larceny," which is a police term for shoplifting goods worth less than $500.
Rudy Giuliani's Daughter Arrested for Shoplifting - Crime & Courts, Rudolph Giuliani : People.com

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Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Former Miss USA Shannon Marketic Arrested for . . . Shoplifting at Target?

Ever wonder what happens to beauty queens after their pageant days are over? Just look what happened to Miss USA 1992, Shannon Marketic.
A North Texas beauty queen was arrested Monday for shoplifting at a Denton department store, according to police.  Shannon Marketic, who was crowned Miss USA 1992, is charged with shoplifting goods from a Target store in Denton.

A security officer at the store on Loop 388 says Marketic tried to walk out of the store without paying for some baby items and a jar of Olay Professional ProX Skin Treatment.

The items were worth about $87.  She was freed Tuesday on $500 bond.
Former Miss USA Arrested in Denton

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Monday, August 02, 2010

Michigan Man Fraudulently Claims $10 Million Dollar Film Tax Credit

The State of Michigan wants to movie making to the state and offers producers a 25% tax credit if you make your film here. The key point of that law is that you ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE A MOVIE in the state to get the credit. You can't just claim the credit for watching that DVD you brought home from Blockbuster.

Joseph Peters, 46, is to be arraigned soon in 61st District Court near Grand Rapids on one count of attempted felony false pretenses over $20,000. The charge, which carries a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison, stems from an ongoing investigation into a Michigan Film Tax credit application Peters filed with the Michigan Film Office, according to a statement issued today by the Michigan Attorney General's office.

"With Michigan taxpayers already dealing with one of the highest unemployment rates in the country, it is a kick in the gut when someone tries to defraud them," Attorney General Mike Cox said in a statement.  Michigan offers a 25 percent tax credit through the Michigan Film Office for investments in movie production infrastructure.

Peters applied for a tax credit claiming his company, West Michigan Film, purchased a large film production studio, known as Hangar42, for $40 million. An investigation concluded no transfer of property ever took place, and the application was denied when Peters could not document the investment, according to the attorney general.
Michigan man accused of making fraudulent $10M film tax claim | detnews.com | The Detroit News

Sunday, August 01, 2010

Teen Steals Credit Cards to Play Video Games, Leads Cops to Parents Weed Farm

There is all sorts of stupid in this story! First, you have the typically nerdy kid, Trevor Miller, needing cash to play Internet video games, so he steals a credit card. Of course, the police are able to trace the stolen cards by the purchases Miller made right to his home in Buffalo Grove, a Chicago suburb. Once there though, the kid is the least of their concern as officers find pot growing at his home. The kid's pot? No, the operation allegedly belongs to Miller's parents, James, 52, and Cindy, 50, who were both charged with unlawful production of marijuana. In the end, everyone gets arrested and we can be pretty sure that Thanksgiving at the Miller home will be a little strained this year.
Police had been investigating multiple fraudulent online orders and downloads stemming from a report of a Lincolnshire car burglary in July. In that case, the victim’s credit card was taken from his vehicle.  Lincolnshire and Buffalo Grove police departments, U.S. Postal Inspection Service agents and investigators from the Lake County State’s Attorney Office put together enough information to get a search warrant for 843 Dunhill Drive, Buffalo Grove.

Trevor Miller, 17, was determined to have been downloading online games and buying “virtual gold coins” with stolen credit cards. He was charged with identity theft, burglary, unlawful use of a credit card, computer fraud, and unlawful production of marijuana plants.

While searching the house and property, police found three marijuana plants inside and three plants outside of the house.
Gamer leads cops to family pot farm :: News Sun :: News

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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Teacher Arrested for DUI on Way to School

How awful must the kids in your class be to be drunk on your way in to teach in the morning? We're not excusing what Twin Cities middle school teacher Sarah Bjerke did, but you have to wonder. And she wasn't just allegedly a little tipsy: Bjerke reportedly blew a .133 % BAC, nearly twice the legal limit.
38-year-old Sarah Bjerke was headed to Crosswinds Middle School in Woodbury the morning of July 22nd when she was pulled over. According to a criminal complaint, a State Patrol trooper stopped Bjerke for speeding, but smelled alcohol. The State Patrol says Bjerke had a blood alcohol level of .133. Bjerke has two previous DWI convictions, one in January of 2008, the other from October of 2009.

School district officials say Bjerke should not have been hired in January of 2010, calling it unacceptable, but say she did go through a background check. The superintendent says Bjerke is no longer with the district because of prior disciplinary problems unrelated to the DWI arrest.
KSAX.com - Former Teacher's Aide Arrested for DWI on Way to Work


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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Hot Female Teacher, 34, Accused of Sex With Underage Student - Diana Eckes Canter

Another day, another hot looking female teacher accused of sexing up one of her male students. This time, the story comes to us from Christiansburg, VA where the teacher, Diana Eckes Canter, is charged with 8 counts of "custodial sexual intercourse with a minor." Does that mean she was wearing a ring of keys on her belt when they had sex? Or maybe she was sprinkling sawdust on some vomit while they did it? Any lawyers out there know what "custodial sex" is?
Diana Eckes Canter, a former Christiansburg High School teacher, is facing charges of having sex with a student.  Christiansburg police say 34-year-old is charged with eight counts of custodial sexual intercourse with a minor.  Police believe none of the alleged incidents occurred on school property and say the incidents happened between Dec. 2008 and Aug. 2009.

The alleged victim is no longer a student in the Christiansburg school system.  Police say Canter resigned her position as an 11th grade English teacher on Tuesday.
Diana Eckes Canter (PICTURES): High School Teacher Charged with Sex with Student - Crimesider - CBS News

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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Thanks Mom! Angry Teen Spikes Moms Kook-Aid With Lysol

Kids these days! This one reportedly got into an argument with her mother, and after thinking it over for a couple of days, then allegedly put some Lysol cleaner into her Kool-Aid.  No so clever, but it did fool mom who drank some of it and then called 911.
A New Hampshire teenager was arrested after allegedly spiking her mother's Kool-Aid with Lysol and burning her throat with the tainted drink, MyFoxBoston reported.  Police say 17-year-old Brittany Merrill poisoned the drink to get back at her mother for an argument they had at home two days before.

Merrill was charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and arraigned Monday at a court in Hampton, N.H., MyFoxBoston reported.  Merrill's mother detected stopped drinking the Kool-Aid and called 911 after her throat began burning, police said. Emergency responders arrived at the home at about 1:30 a.m., though the victim did not want to be taken to the hospital.
FOXNews.com - New Hampshire Teen Spikes Mom's Kool-Aid With Lysol

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Friday, July 16, 2010

Mother of Three, 40, Accused of Having Sex With Male Friends of Teenaged Daughter - Cathleen Miller

How do people get caught in these situations today? Via Facebook, of course. Seems that the daughter of the accused, Cathleen M. Miller, walked in on mom allegedly having sex with one of the boys. He, of course apologized to her . . . on Facebook.

Duh!

Here.s more from The Chicago Sun Times:
Cathleen M. Miller, 40, of the 5800 block of West 109th Street, is charged with three counts of criminal sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual abuse. Miller, the mother of three daughters, the oldest of whom is 14, is accused of having sexual intercourse with two of the boys.
She allegedly molested the boys in her home between February and June, said Andy Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office. The alleged sexual abuse came to light several weeks ago after one of the boys wrote an apology to Miller's teen daughter on Facebook, Olson said. The girl had allegedly walked in on them. His parents saw the message and went to police, Olson said.

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