You know, sometimes you can tell a lot from a mugshot, sometimes not. This is one of those cases where the picture is worth a thousand words. At right, the mug shot of one Farrah E. Pierce of Rhode Island who was arrested by police in a rather convoluted set of circumstances. Basically, it sounds like her friend was arrested at a mall for shoplifting and while the cops were questioning that gall, Pierce allegedly walks up all drunk, demanding her car keys. The cops say no way, go call a friend to drive you home. So Pierce makes a call, but the guy who shows up is--according to the cops at least--less of a friend and more of a paid escort, so no deal. So they take Pierce into custody and then things really get wierd: she starts cursing and yelling and making sexually suggestive comments to the cops, and at some point allegedly tried to show off her breasts. And the fun didn't stop at the jail where they caught Pierce on camera urinating on a bench, flooding the cell and wiping toilet paper all over the walls.And after all that, she has the nerve to smile like that in her mug shot? Damn.
(Bonus: below is a picture taken from her Facebook page. Double Damn!)
Natick Police say drunk R.I. woman trashed jail cell - Framingham, MA - The MetroWest Daily NewsFarrah E. Pierce was taken to the police station, where she urinated in her jail cell, flooded the toilet and smeared wet toilet paper on the walls and a door, police said. She was charged with disorderly conduct and wanton and malicious destruction of property, according to a police report filed in Framingham District Court.
Earlier Saturday, police arrested Lauren P. Tiernan, 21, of 90 Whittier Road, Providence, at 8:08 p.m. and charged her with shoplifting of property worth more than $100 and giving police a false name. At 8:50 p.m., Pierce walked up to several officers at the mall and said she needed her car keys from Tiernan, according to the report filed in court by Officer Kenneth J. Fitzgerald Jr.
The officers refused to give Pierce the keys because she was obviously drunk, Fitzgerald wrote.
The officers told Pierce if she had a sober friend they could take the car. Pierce called someone on her cell phone, and a few minutes later a man came, but he did not know her name and she only knew his first name.
"After some brief discussion, it was apparent that Pierce was most likely an escort and that the male party was most likely a 'John,' and not a suitable or safe person to release her to in her state of intoxication," Fitzgerald said in the report.
Police decided to take Pierce into protective custody. On the way to the station, she made sexually suggestive statements to the officer. At the station, Pierce "started making vulgar remarks, yelling, swearing and attempting to expose her breasts," Fitzgerald said.
Once in her cell, Pierce continued yelling and swearing. Officers saw her, on video, climb onto the cell bench and urinate on the bench and floor. She also flooded the toilet and wiped the toilet paper on the walls and doors.
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The legendary "one phone call from jail" used in may movies and TV shows to make the hero decide who deserves that one chance to win his or her freedom. In all of those instances though, we never recall a guy--arrested for domestic violence--using that one call as an opportunity to contact his wife and threaten to kill her, right in front of the cops!
You can't make this stuff up. We have a new leader in the clubhouse for Dumbass of the Year.
Ms Blossom was looking at a truckload of jail time, but fortunately for her the young victim in this case decided he didn't want to testify and so the DA had to allow her to plead guilty to a lesser charge and only receive probation and a 20 year suspended sentence. Once again we have to wonder: if Blossom had been a man, would authorities have given him such a light sentence?
This is what happens when you give grown-ups access to the Internet!
Is this a cry for attention or just stupidity? With $100 worth of cosmetics in your purse, it could go either way for Ms. Giuliani, couldn't it?
Ever wonder what happens to beauty queens after their pageant days are over? Just look what happened to Miss USA 1992, Shannon Marketic.
There is all sorts of stupid in this story! First, you have the typically nerdy kid, Trevor Miller, needing cash to play Internet video games, so he steals a credit card. Of course, the police are able to trace the stolen cards by the purchases Miller made right to his home in Buffalo Grove, a Chicago suburb. Once there though, the kid is the least of their concern as officers find pot growing at his home. The kid's pot? No, the operation allegedly belongs to Miller's parents, James, 52, and Cindy, 50, who were both charged with unlawful production of marijuana. In the end, everyone gets arrested and we can be pretty sure that Thanksgiving at the Miller home will be a little strained this year.