Couple Breaks Into Neighbor's Home, Steal $3000 Worth of Stuff, Wash Their Clothes, Rent Cable Porn, Then End Up Naked With a Chihuahua

You know, you can't make this stuff up . . . especially when meth is involved.

Seems a lady in Alabama was off tending to a sick friend for several days and when she came home and found the front door barricaded from the inside. So she had to break into her own home.

As if that wasn't bad enough, once she got inside she found one of the accused, Dennis Fielder, naked and holding a Chihuahua. (The report doesn't say what Fielder was doing with the dog, but no doubt it had that terrified Chihuahua look on it's face.) Fielder and his alleged accomplice, Enola Hogdin managed to get away, but left some clothes behind (obviously, if he was naked) with identification in it, making the cop's work that much easier.

In addition to the nudity with the dog, the couple is also charged with stealing $3000 worth of property from the woman's home, washing their clothes while there (unauthorized use of a cleaning appliance) and charging some adult movies to her cable bill. What else are you going to do while waiting for the only clothes you own to dry?

But wait, there's more! While out on bond for this burglary, Fielder and Hogdin were arrested for running a meth lab at their mobile home.

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