Oh God, we wish this were a parody video.
What looks like a man in drag prancing his way to fitness down a park path is actually a woman who thinks she’s created a new form of exercise. I guess, technically, she has, but she’s also created images that will burn in your memory forever.
You know what they say: what is seen can never be unseen. You have been warned.
And now, we give you the Dumbass Daily premiere of “Prancercise, the Video.”
Cue the creepy music.