You want to celebrate because your friend is getting out of jail. What do you do. These 2 DUMBASSES decide to break into someones home, take out the air conditioners, throw paint on the walls and carpet. Damn, that sounds like a good time. Just don’t fall asleep in the house. Naturally these DUMBASSES did and when the owner comes home he calls the police. Looks like they are both going to jail together charged with burglary, grand theft, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest.
They both have good hair.