Criminals will do anything to try and rob you. They will break your window to get in your home, they will pretend to be someone their not to get in your home, they will pull a gun on you to get in your home etc. Cody Caldwell tried to get in through the chimney. Unfortunately for him he got stuck and the owner wanted to light up his fireplace. The owner heard someone screaming but did not know where it was coming from until he realized he just had a human BBQ.
The owner needs to plant some grass.