John Monk, Tallahassee, Florida, poses as a U.S. Marshal and everyone’s buying it until he walks out without paying his $3 bar tab.

Impersonating a law enforcement officer is a good way to get killed or arrested real quick. It’s also a good way to get attention from people who are easily impressed. Especially when you walk in openly brandishing your gun, badge, flashlight and telling everyone within earshot that you are a U.S. Marshal, along with walking out without paying the $3 for the beer you drank. Also, the employees know who you are because you used to go out with a former employee.

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