Zimbabwe: Consen Nkala attacks his neighbor Bekezela Mpofu with his portable axe for singing out of tune

Everyone thinks they can sing. We have all done it singing in the mirror with the hairbrush. Most of us can’t sing, because if we could we would all be rich and famous recording artists. If your out drinking and you come home and you hear your neighbor singing and it sounds awful, forget it and just go to bed. This guy can’t let it go so he knocks on the door and tells his neighbor he’s singing out of tune. The wishful tenor tells him to get lost and so it begins. The drunk guy takes out his portable axe. How big is a portable axe and who the hell is carrying one??
He then whacks him twice on the head, once on the left shoulder and once on the left hip.

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