We have done alot of drunk driving stories with all sorts of things taking place after the arrest. Sex in the back of the police car, people pissing all over the inside of the police car, guys masturbating in the holding cell etc. This I believe is a first, this guy is so drunk he eats his own crap and creeps out everyone in the place. He also was driving without insurance, threatened a police sergeant and smeared his crap all over his cell. He must be proud to be a marine after this performance.
Thank you for you service, Heber Meraz?