It was only a matter of time until we had a story like this. We’ve had drunk drivers, drunk boaters, drunk lawnmower operators, drunk thieves, drunk teenagers, drunk wheelchair people etc. From St. Anne, Manitoba, Canada, we bring you a drunk zamboni driver. For those of you who may not know, the zamboni is the truck like vehicle that cleans the ice at hockey games. This drunken DUMBASS drove into the boards and broke them along with breaking off pieces of the zamboni itself.