Man tells police he masturbates too much and that’s why he wanted to break things. William Timothy Anderson Thomas, is arrested in Largo, Florida.

Police say Thomas admitted to willfully and maliciously damaging the property. “He also stated he had listened to too much music and masturbated too much and he felt like going out and destroying stuff,” said the arrest affidavit. Thomas was arrested and charged with burglary and criminal mischief. He was booked into the Pinellas County Jail with bond set at $7,000.




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