Naked man breaks into car. Owners of car come out of movie theater and see Morgan Morris, masturbating in the passengers seat with his feet on the dashboard in Corvallis, Oregon.

 Monday after a couple called 911 to report a naked man sitting in the front passenger seat of their vehicle. The couple had just watched a movie. They did not confront the man in their car.
Officers said they arrived to find the man masturbating with his shorts around his ankles and his feet on the dashboard.

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He’s a pale, hairy bastard.

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