Some people identify themselves as Doctor, Attorney, Plumber, etc. His parents must be proud of him.
David Blackmon, who identifies himself as a drug dealer, called the sheriff’s office in Okaloosa County, Florida, to report that someone had broken into his car and stolen $50 in cash — and a quarter-ounce of cocaine. The deputy found cocaine still in the car, a crack pipe on the car floor, and a crack rock on the center console, the sheriff’s office said.
He looks confused.