Andrew David Jensen, gets busted for breaking into a home in Thousand Oaks, California. He took a crap in the homes toilet and didn’t flush. Police match his DNA to his non flushed turds.

You should always try to leave your home with empty bowels.

Thousand Oaks police responded to the home the day of the burglary and locate items that potentially contained the suspect’s DNA, the news release stated.

What they found was actually fecal matter left in an unflushed toilet, Detective Tim Lohman of the Thousand Oaks Police Department told the Ventura County Star.

The results prompted the California Department of Justice to notify authorities the DNA profile matched Jensen, according to the news release.

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By the look on his face, He can’t remember if he flushed or not.


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