The “I don’t recall” defense is the best.
Tippecanoe County prosecutors allege in documents filed Wednesday that Carlee Mae Barmby, a volunteer assistant coach for the boys volleyball team, had sexual intercourse at her home with a student athlete on the team. The next day, she sent a photo of her exposed breasts, which also revealed her face, to the student.
Barmby allegedly admitted to police that the victim visited her house and that is “was highly possible she had intercourse” and texted the photo of herself, but that she did not remember either event because she was impaired by alcohol at the time.
How can she see with those eyes?