What an amateur, at least make your get away before you celebrate.
A Wicker Park resident called police around noontime after seeing a man enter his home and steal an iPad in the 2000 block of West Le Moyne.
Cops were speaking with the victim when another 911 call was dispatched: A woman on a nearby street said a man was masturbating outside of her house—and her description of the man closely matched the burglary offender.
Officers said they rolled up to the woman’s home just in time to see Michael Gentry.
No shirt for the mugshot?