DUMBASSes, Joseph McInnis, 21, and Tyree McCoy, go to Monaghan’s Pub in Woodlawn, Maryland, planning to rob the place. Too bad for them, there’s a police man’s retirement party going on and it don’t end well for them.

The bar is across the street from a police precinct.

As officers were celebrating a longtime sergeant’s retirement in the main room of Monaghan’s Pub on Gwynn Oak Avenue, two masked men approached the carryout counter nearby around 5:30 p.m., police said. Monaghan’s owner Jack Milani said the men demanded cash from the register and then took off.  Milani said he was surprised that someone would commit a robbery at his business, which is just across from a precinct station. During shift changes, he said, there are a lot of squad cars coming and going into the station, and he said many of the officers are regular customers.


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I’m guessing Tyree must have resisted while Joseph looks terrified. Get an education guys then you won’t need to commit armed robberies.


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