Liam Smyth, a student at the University of Bristol, in England goes on a Tinder date. The girl takes a dump at his apartment and clogs his toilet. She grabs the crap and tries to throw it out the window and she gets stuck.

Next time don’t eat so much.

He and his date had a lovely evening and went back to his residence for a “bottle of wine and a Scientology documentary.”

Smyth said his date went to the bathroom at one point but came out “with a panicked look in her eye.”  “I went for a poo in your toilet,” Smyth’s date told him. “And it would not flush. I don’t know why I did this, but I panicked. I reached into the toilet bowl,wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.”

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If only she could have controlled her bowels.

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