Next time don’t eat so much.
He and his date had a lovely evening and went back to his residence for a “bottle of wine and a Scientology documentary.”
Smyth said his date went to the bathroom at one point but came out “with a panicked look in her eye.” “I went for a poo in your toilet,” Smyth’s date told him. “And it would not flush. I don’t know why I did this, but I panicked. I reached into the toilet bowl,wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.”
If only she could have controlled her bowels.