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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Naked Porn-Surfing Army Recruiter Arrested - Jerry Mahaffey, Hackettstown, N.J

Now there's a headline you don't see every day! Who would ever expect an Army recruiter to break into your home in the middle of the night, strip naked and surf for p0rn on your computer . . . without even asking if you'd like to join him first? Here's more from BreitBart.com:
Court records said Jerry Mahaffey, 26, was charged early Saturday morning when police received a call about an intruder bleeding from cuts, the Eastern (Pa.) Express-Times reported Tuesday.
Jorge Arevalo said he was asleep and kept hearing noises but assumed it was his roommate. But then he heard his roommate outside and noises in the house, and called police.
Arevalo said the man had four porn sites minimized on the computer monitor and refused to speak. However, police got him talking and learned he'd left his clothing behind a nearby bar, and explained his injuries by saying he had been in a fight.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Drill Sergeant Forces Recruits to Dress Like Superman, Submit to Sex Acts

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Army Staff Sgt. Edmundo F. Estrada, who faces charges of indecent assault, having an inappropriate relationship with a trainee, and cruelty and maltreatment of subordinates after being is accused of forcing a male trainee to dress as Superman and submit to sexual acts, according to court documents. More from Pilot Online:
According to a search warrant affidavit filed in Hampton Circuit Court, officials began investigating Estrada in August after a soldier reported Estrada mistreated and sexually assaulted him.
The soldier told Estrada that he felt depressed after being relieved of his training status, and said Estrada suggested "a technique that he had used previously to help soldiers with their self-confidence and alleviate depression," the affidavit said.
The technique involved role-playing scenes from a pornographic movie, which depicted a Superman character weakened by Kryptonite as the subject of sexual torture.
"Estrada would verbally describe a sexual act of torture, relating to the pornographic movie, and (the victim) was to respond in a sexual manner by moaning," the affidavit said. The soldier also said he eventually was forced to "dress in a 'Superman' or similar outfit" while Estrada performed sexual acts on him.
The soldier reported he felt if he didn't obey the requests, "Estrada would negatively affect his reclassification efforts."

Is that the same thing as kicking your ass?

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