Mom Arrested: Flips Off Woman & Yells Obscenities Picking Up Kid From Day Care

The "Mother of the Year" finalists are piling up this year! Today's entrant is a 35-year-old mother in Destin, Florida who was arrested picking up her kid from a church day care. At some point, she saw another woman with her child walking across a nearby park, and according to cops, "extended her middle finger and yelled obscenities." But that's not all: when police arrived, they say the woman was also intoxicated, smelled of alcohol and had--wait for it--urinated on herself. The unnamed woman was arrested for "outraging the sense of public decency." (Northwest Florida News)

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Orange Coast College Drunk Naked Cheerleader Photo Scandal?

This is typically something we cover over at BadJocks.com, but after seeing these pics, you have to wonder "what were these girls thinking?" Not that college kids are supposed to be goofy and silly and a little naughty and experimental at times, but why post the pictures online then? According to the website DonChavez.com, the girls (and apparently at least one lucky guy) from the Dance and Cheeer Team at Orange Coast College (no I never heard of them before either) were in Las Vegas for a cheerleading competition recently (according to Orange Coast College, the Dance and Cheer Team have won 10 national titles) and started having some fun in their hotel room. Here's more from the site:

Just when you thought the whole West Coast-East coast cheerleader battle was over, the west coast steps back up to the plate. This time we’re not dealing with a bunch of wannabe strippers, clown faced dancers, or a future WWE star. This time we’re dealing with national champions!
According to the Orange Coast College website, the OCC’s dancers have won 9 national titles in the last 10 years. Enjoy the nipple piercings, girl-girl kissing, and nudity below the ad.

And he wasn't kidding about the Not Safe For Work pictures! They start out tame enough, and then, well, turn decidedly non G-Rated. We have to stress, the site is CLAIMING this is the Orange Coast College Cheer and Dance Team, and they are wearing t-shirts that say that, but the school's website does not provide individual cheerleader pictures, so it's kind of hard to tell. Below are a couple of the photos we could dare post, for the entire album, you'll have to click here. But be warned, once you start scrolling down the page, the pictures get, uh, serious, quickly.

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Mom Arrested for Locking Kids Outside House Naked So She Could Go Drinking

Another "Mother of the Year" finalist: this New Zealand mother apparently wanted to go out drinking and thought her kids would get in the way, so she did what any mother would do: she locked her 10-year-old and 2-year-old outside. Here's more from TVNZ:

There is wide spread disgust at a mother who locked two children out of her Hamilton home so she could have a night out drinking on the town. The woman could end up facing cruelty charges.
The two-year-old girl was found naked and wandering along this busy Hamilton street on Saturday night, in the care of her 10-year-old cousin. Police say they were called by concerned residents on Bader Street who approached the two then had taken the pair inside. Police found the toddler's 31-year-old mother walking between bars in Hamilton's CBD.
Senior Sergeant Karen Henrikson says the woman became aggressive when they interrupted her drinking. The mother had apparently locked the youngsters out of the house so she could head out for a night on the town.

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Drunk Woman Urinates on "Specific Products" at CVS Pharmacy - Chicago

If you're trying to use a pregnancy test, lady, you're doing it wrong? But would it surprise you that this happened during the South Side Irish Parade in Chicago? Hopefully, the store didn't just try to wipe the items off and put them back on the shelf. Here's more from Chicago Sun-Times:

A woman in her late-teens or early 20s was arrested after urinating on “specific products” in a CVS Pharmacy near the South Side Irish parade Sunday afternoon, police said.
The woman, reportedly from Tinley Park, was arrested and charged with public urination, according to a Morgan Park District police officer. The woman’s name was not immediately available.
The woman went into the CVS at 1930 W. 103rd St. during the parade and began urinating on “specific products,” according to the officer, who did not know what products she selected.
“If you looked at her, you’d never think [she would do something like that],” the officer said. The store said it would not pursue charges if she cleaned up, but “she didn’t want to do that,” the officer said. “I bet when she sobers up she’ll be like, ‘What did I do?’” the officer said.

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Booze Thief Found Passed Out in Alley Behind Liquor Store He Robbed of Alcohol

You know how police say in a lot of situations "alcohol may have been involved" to explain some dumbasses actions?
In this case, it is literally true. Police in Virginia Beach received a call from the owner of Moe’s Southwestern Grill claiming that someone had tried to break into his restaurant but instead left a trail of blood . . . that lead right to the nearby ABC liquor store. There, the allegedly burglar, Eric Dewandel, broke out the front window and tracked blood throughout the store while grabbing hundreds of dollars worth of alcohol and drinking some of his haul along the way. Cops followed the trail of blood to just behind the liquor store to find Dewandel crouching over his recent haul. Yeah, he was arrested. (WVEC)

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Headline of the Week: Man Has Sex In Car, Drives Into Snowbank

One sorta naturally follows the other, doesn't it? Police in La Porte, Indiana were not sure what they would find when the received a report of a car parked in someone's front yard with its lights off. What they found was a drunk dude with the pants around his ankles and apparently no reason to lie to the officers. Here's more from The News Dispatch:

A man who drove into a snowbank was arrested early Saturday after he and a female friend were caught having sex in a car in rural La Porte. James R. Stacey, 25, La Porte, was arrested on three counts of operating a vehicle while intoxicated and one count of being a habitual traffic violator. Police found him standing outside his car with his pants falling down.
According to county authorities, a property owner who lives near County Roads 450 North and 100 East called police about a suspicious vehicle in front of his house.
The caller, who said the vehicle's lights were off, approached the car, at which time the driver allegedly drove off. On the way to the scene, deputies were told the car was stuck in a front yard in the 4700 block of North County Road 100 West.
When police asked Stacey what he'd been doing, he reportedly replied, "You know what we were doing." Stacey registered a .10-percent blood alcohol level, just above the state's legal limit of .08 percent.

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First Grade Teacher Shows Up to School Drunk, Blows .20% BAC - Sharon Duerring, 49

Ever spent a whole day with a bunch of screaming kids that weren't your own? I'm not sure how teachers do it every day without smacking some of these little monsters, so I can almost understand why this lady showed up for work a little snockered . . . but a .20% BAC? Most people are comatose at that point . . . but maybe that's the best way to teach first grade? Here's more from KERO 23:

A first-grade teacher at a school in Valparaiso, Ind., was pulled out of her classroom and arrested Thursday for being publicly drunk, police said.
According to a report in the Post-Tribune, Sharon Duerring, 49, was taken into police custody at about 10:30 a.m. after officials at Cooks Corners Elementary called police, suspecting her intoxication. Officials had removed Deurring from the classroom before police arrived.
Police said a Breathalyzer showed Deurring had a blood alcohol level of 0.20, which is more than twice the legal limit to drive a vehicle. She was charged with public intoxication and taken in handcuffs to the Porter County Jail, according to the report.
Deurring had been a teacher for 25 years.

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Grandma Tries to Get Girl, 8, Drunk So She Can Go Party - Joanne DeLoach

Wow, just wow. "Grandmother of the Year" finalist? Joanne DeLoach, 47, of Bloomington, Minnesota may already have won with this effort. Here's more from the KARE-11:

Friday night was Joe Ann DeLoach's 47th birthday. But it was also her night to baby-sit her 8-year-old grand daughter.
So instead of staying home with the girl at the Bloomington apartment where they live, police say DeLoach devised a plan that would allow her to leave the girl home and go out.
"As she had said, she went out to 'celebrate her birthday and to get her drink on,'" said Bloomington Police Commander Jim Ryan.
DeLoach did that, say police, after she forced her granddaughter to do the same, hoping the girl would pass out so she could leave. Police say DeLoach made the third grader drink two glasses of gin, diluting them with water when the girl complained of the taste.
"The child is watching cartoons and the Grandma is feeding her glasses of gin to drink to the point where she then passed out," Ryan said.
But not before she vomited, hit her head on the kitchen table, and struck the left side of her face.
Nine hours after the girl's first drink police say her blood alcohol level was still at .04, half the legal driving limit. DeLoach denies she gave the girl booze, claiming her granddaughter must have snuck the liquor herself.
"There's no way she would have reached that high level just by taking a couple of sips out of the bottle," Ryan said.
Police say the bottle of gin was empty when they arrived at 10 p.m. Friday, alerted by an anonymous caller. By that time, the girl's mother was home from a 12 hour shift, but DeLoach didn't come back until Saturday morning.

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Flight Attendant Kicked Off Plane for Being Drunk, Tells Pilot, "You're Dead" - Sarah Mills, Delta

Usually it's the passengers--or even the pilots--we hear about getting drunk on airplanes . . . but flight attendants? Yep. According to police, Sarah Mills, 26, had to be removed from a flight the Blue Grass Airport in Lexington, KY and will now have to answer charges she was drinking alcohol on the job and threatened a captain. Here's more from CBS 46 in Atlanta:

Public safety officers at Blue Grass Airport reported Sarah Mills, 26, told the Delta captain "You're dead" as she was removed from the plane Sunday afternoon. Court documents said she smelled heavily of alcohol and admitted drinking whiskey onboard.
Mills' driver's license lists her residence as Union, Mo., though she told officers she now lives in Atlanta. She was being held Monday at Fayette County Detention Center on a $350 bond following her arraignment on terroristic threatening and public alcohol intoxication. She pleaded not guilty to the charges.Court records say a breath test found her blood alcohol level was .032 -- lower than Kentucky's legal limit of .08 to operate a motor vehicle. She refused blood and urine tests, the records said.
Besides the criminal charges, Mills faces a civil review by the Federal Aviation Administration on charges of being a crew member of an airplane while drunk. Kathleen Bergen, public affairs manager for the FAA's Southern region, said she could not be jailed on that charge but that the agency is reviewing the matter.

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Skirt Wearing Pastor Arrested for Indecent Exposure, Offering Cops Oral Sex - Tommy Tester, Bristol, Va

Well, I suppose if you're going to go nuts, you might as well go all the way, right? Tommy Testor, 58, pastor of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol, Va was known as a man of God who wouldn't even go to places where people were wearing shorts because he felt it was improper. Here's more from the Times News:

. . . Tester allegedly pulled up in a blue 2007 Toyota Camry and offered to give Johnson City police officers oral sex when they arrived at 308 S. Belmont Street to investigate a report of indecent exposure.
Tester, allegedly wearing a skirt, then reportedly got out of his car at the Belmont Car Wash and urinated in a wash bay in public view with children present.
A search of Tester’s vehicle reportedly revealed a half-empty pint-sized bottle of vodka and an empty bottle of Oxycodone in the passenger floorboard. Morris said Tester had told him about the painkiller prescription, which he'd said was prescribed due to previous back surgeries.
According to reports, Tester also allegedly admitted to police that he had been drinking and failed all field sobriety tests.

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Cops Chase Drunk Duo Trying to Flee on Horseback - Culpepper, Virginia

This one started innocently enough (don't they all?) with a man urinating on the side of the convenience store Saturday night in Culpepper, VA. When several spectators asked him to stop because children were present, the drunken man became angry, hopped back on the horse he was riding and tried to run the mob down with his animal. He then took off with a female companion, who apparently was also drunk and also on horseback.
Or course, the police were called and were able to catch up with couple on a nearby street. But did they stop? No, they took off on the horses, but didn't get far according to reports. The man eventually ran into a utility wire and was knocked off his steed, while the woman just fell off her horse because she was so drunk. The pair were charged with riding a horse on a highway after dark without proper reflective material, being drunk in public and obstruction of justice and the guy also was charged with attempted unlawful wounding.
BONUS: This is their second arrest this year for being drunk on horseback! (Washington Post)

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Drunk Teacher Drops Toddler Boarding Cruise Ship, Blows .49% BAC! - Holly Spreen, Newmarket

For a drunk on a boat, this is sure a complicated story. Let's start from the beginning: Holly Spreen, 34, is a special education teacher in Seabrook, NH. For some reason, she was boarding a cruise ship with her 2-year-old son in Portsmouth when she dropped him. And she didn't just drop him anywhere: Spreen allegedly dropped the toddler so his little legs ended up dangling between the boat and the dock which could have had disasterous results. And to top things off she dragged the little guy for a while, just to be sure.
Concerned passengers notifed authorities, who then questioned Spreen, determined that she was intoxicated. And boy, was she intoxicated! According to cops she blew a .49% BAC, more than 6 times the legal limit for DUI. To give you some idea of what that means, most people are in a coma at .30% and most are dead at .45%. The fact that she was even able to walk at .49 is somewhat of a miracle. On top of all that, it all happened at 2 o'clock in the afternoon!
As you might expect, Spreen is accused of endangering the welfare of her son who now lives with his father. (WMUR)

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Man at Stag Party Rides Jet Ski Nude - Tyne River, Caught on Tape

Ah to be young and stupid! A man attending a bachelor party (possibly the groom-to-be and drunk) pulled a dangerous prank this week when he hopped a ride naked aboard a jet ski on the Tyne River in the UK. And just our luck the man, dubbed the Borat Impersonator, was caught on tape, which is safe for work, for the most part. Here's more from The Sun:

COPS have slammed a stag-party reveller who jet-skied NAKED.
The rude river prank was posted on YouTube video website.
The 54-second clip, shot last weekend, shows the man — dubbed Borat Impersonator — on the back of the machine driven by a man in a helmet on the Tyne.
They make a U-turn near Gateshead’s Millennium Bridge but are thrown off — and swim back to the jet ski as it floats away.
Chief Insp John Van, of Northumbria Police, said: “To act in such an irresponsible manner could have put themselves and others in danger.

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Pictures of Lindsay Lohan Passed Out, Vomiting, Day After DUI Arrest

Will the slow motion train wreck never stop? The website X17Online.com claims to have new pictures of trouble young actress Lindsay Lohan, just over 24 hours after she allegedly ran her car into a curb while under the influence of . . . something, allegedly passed out in someone else's car and vomiting at the side of the rode. Classy! And why hasn't the Academy considered her for an Oscar before this? Their loss! Read the story and see the pics here.

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Drunk Fireman Arrested in Park Wearing Bikini and Blond Wig - “It was like this freak show!” - Pic!

Most Americans would say that what people do away from their jobs should not affect how they are treated on the job. If you want to go out and sing karaoke every night, go right ahead! But what if your desires run a little further afield than that? Say you liked to dress up in a woman's bikini and blond wig, get drunk and sit in your pick-up truck touching yourself in a public park? Now THAT probably would get you in a little trouble, especially if you're a firefighter and paramedic in a small town. Here's more on the story from the Cincinnati Enquirer:

Steven S. Cole, 46, Waynesville, was arrested about 5 p.m. Tuesday at Heritage Oak Park off U.S. 42 after Mason police received a report of an intoxicated man. Cole was charged with drunken driving, having an open container, public indecency and disorderly conduct . . .
. . . Cole was arrested after a Mason father enjoying the balmy spring weather at the park spotted him and called police.
“It was like this freak show,” said Troy Harphant, 35 . . . Harphant was at the park with his wife, Wendy, as they watched their daughter, Hayley, 6, zip around on a bike path on her pink Barbie Princess scooter.
At least 100 other adults and children also were at the park, Harphant said.
Harphant said he saw what appeared to be a naked person on the bike path, fondling or exposing himself or herself. The person seemed to be scared off moments later by a jogger.
Harphant then said he saw the bikini-clad person hop into a parked blue Ford F-150 pickup truck with red emergency lights on top and he realized the person was a man.
“My wife said, “It’s a lady,’ and I was like, ‘No, it’s not a lady,’ ” Troy Harphant said.
He then followed the truck as it drove around the park – including by the children’s playground - and called police on his cell phone . . .
. . . Mason Police Officer Scott Miller pulled the truck over. His report states: “I observed Cole to be wearing a very skimpy woman’s … bikini with two tan water balloons taped to the top to simulate two woman’s breasts and a pair of pink Speedo flip-flop sandals.”
Cole was unsteady and twice fell against the truck, Miller reported. Cole also fumbled through his wallet and handed him a debit card and a credit card when asked for his driver’s license. The officer looked through the wallet but could not find his driver’s license, although Cole did provide a Social Security Number.

When asked what he was doing wearing a woman’s bikini, Cole reportedly told the arresting officer that was "headed to a ‘gay bar’ in Dayton to perform as a woman for a $10,000 prize."

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Drunk Exterminator Rams Head Through Police Cruiser Window

You've seen belligerent drunks on COPs, right? Well, not like Kevin Beamon of Upstate New York who was initially found passed out in the front seat his Orkin exterminator truck with the motor running in the middle of the road. When cops finally managed to wake him up (his BAC was .35%) and take him to a hospital because of his acute intoxication, he kicked out a window in the police cruiser. At the hospital the 6-foot-2, 210-pound Beamon became loud and abusive and ended up fighting with officers, biting one, injuring one officers knee and anothers' shoulder. But he wasn't done yet.
In handcuffs and shackles, Beamon managed to bust out a window in the police car with HIS HEAD while in the back seat while they were transporting him back to jail. According to one of the officers involved, "Half his body was hanging out of the (moving) car." Cops then had to take Beamon, now suffering head injuries, back to the hospital. Raid is a hell of a drug. (LOHUD.com)

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12-Year-Old Drives for Drunk Grandmother, Watches as She Breaks Windows

Don't you just love these heartwarming stories? This comes from the Post Chronicle:

A Nebraska woman has been charged with getting drunk and making her 12-year-old granddaughter drive her to a relative's house, where she broke windows.
Vickie Britton of Lincoln faces charges of vandalism and child neglect, the Lincoln Journal Star reported. Her granddaughter could be ticketed for driving without a license. Police say they received a call reporting the broken windows. The woman made another call when Britton and her granddaughter allegedly returned to the scene.
Britton's Chevrolet Cavalier was found nearby with the 12-year-old behind the wheel.

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